Squint 26 May, 2022 @ 9:24pm
signed by racist

hewwo 2 u . .. .

signed by closet straight

Squint! Squint! He's our man! If he can't beat them no one can!! Woooo go Squinty!!! (That's my man right there! haha (as the song implied, haha) ) (you know that sorry I didn't need the parenthesis) (really sorry I kinda just used them again sorry) (I would really like to apologize for the excessive use of parenthesis sorry) (I just want to be harshly abused in a sexual manner but everyone ignores my cries for help)

:face_in_clouds:

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.