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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.3 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 Dec, 2015 @ 2:18pm

This game has all the charm an Auschwitz Disco, the repetative and loud disco tunes echo the pain and suffering that it took to make this unholy pile of dog turds. No controls, no tutorial, no options. It really makes me sick to my stomach playing this game, I truly have no idea what is going on in this trippy mess. It took me 15 minutes to find out how to make my badly designed polygonal craft even propel itself off the of start line. After that it was a sloppy mess of no control and driving through random orbs to try and gain some kind of advantage of your opponents. I was unlucky enough to have this mess gifted to me but I beg of you do not even give this mess as a joke even to your worst of enemies, nothing is evil enough to have to endure this fever dream.
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