fat wet and juicy is the funnest name i have ever seen in my life

so ive been thinking im so back

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsil-itis!

I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back and I asked, "Why?" The angel said, "Angels don't watch over angels!" Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one of them is reading this message. God has seen you struggling with some things and God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way.

tell me you wish death upon all bald people without telling me you wish death upon all bald people

I WILL CREASE UR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JORDANS DONT PLAY WIT ME