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am well pleased."
-- John D. Rockefeller, (slander by Ambrose Bierce)
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Han Solo:
You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake,
well, this could be it, sweetheart.
Princess Leia:
I take it back.
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Many people are desperately looking for some wise advice which will
recommend that they do what they want to do.
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Tooth #1: I claim this mouth in the name of incisor!
Tooth #2: Not so fast!
Tooth #1: Ah, bicuspid, we meet again. En garde!
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May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a
Thousand Caramels.
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I tell them to turn to the study of mathematics, for it is only there that
they might escape the lusts of the flesh.
-- Thomas Mann, "The Magic Mountain"
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"I heard one time you single-handedly defeated a hoard of rampaging of
somethings in the something something system." -Fry
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