23
Products
reviewed
785
Products
in account

Recent reviews by Virtual Raptor

< 1  2  3 >
Showing 1-10 of 23 entries
7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
You get to beat up Machine Gun Kelly.
Posted 5 February, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
35 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
I have done many stupid things in my life, and purchasing Ryan's Rescue Squad has to be one of them. I expected something to make fun of, but got a bland and unenjoyable platformer instead.

I have only finished the first world in the game, and there might be more gameplay changes in other worlds, but the first levels did not give off a good first impression. The gameplay is overall barebones and very boring. I understand that this game was meant for young children, but there is very little to do other than jump on moving platforms and punch enemies. Speaking of punching, the punch animation takes a full second just for the wind up poses, making the attacks feel very sluggish and unresponsive. The graphics look like they came from a mobile game with low quality models and textures.

Don't get it, there are much better platformers for better prices out there. The $40 price tag is seriously rediculous.

(edit): Forgot to mention that this game has no options besides sound, music, and language. No resolution settings, no windowed/fullscreen selection, nothing.
Posted 26 May, 2022. Last edited 26 May, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Despite it's short length, Bloodwash has great atmosphere and good scares. I cannot wait to see what the creators make next!
Posted 16 September, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
10 people found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record
Twelve Minutes has a bunch of good ideas that end up going nowhere. The gameplay is interesting, but incredibly repetitive. For example, if you make progress but forgot to pick up a specific item, then you have to do all that progress from the start. It may not sound bad, but having to go through the same dialogue multiple times because of a small slip up gets tiring very fast. The ending itself is unsatisfying and to be honest, ruins the entire game. If you are really curious, watch a walkthrough.
Posted 24 August, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
13.3 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
It's really good, but the demotion system ruins the game for me. Being a rougelike where you die in one hit, being penalized and forced to retrieve and listen to the exact same tapes makes the experience more frustrating than anything. Otherwise Receiver 2 is great
Posted 11 February, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
67.2 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
It's good but kinda buggy. Nothing game breaking so far
Posted 10 December, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
I bought the DLC and nothing for it shows up. The other DLC works though
Posted 7 December, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.1 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's honestly amazing. If you love boomer shooters, you'll love this
Posted 10 November, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
5 people found this review helpful
16.2 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
Hello Neighbor has an interesting concept, but awful presentation. One of my major complaints is that the physics don't work properly. For example, you can fling yourself into the air just by running over a trash bag. It gets worse with the fact that some of the puzzles are physics based. A lot of the puzzles are poorly thought out and require major jumps in judgement in order to figure them out. The Neighbor's AI (for me at least) can be boiled down to him just wandering around in your general area. It was not an enjoyable experience, and I wished the developers did more with the story.
Posted 21 May, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
86 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
4.4 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
I bought this game as a joke... But it's actually kinda good... The controls are responsive. However it could use more tracks, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is the game loud. #GilGang

Edit: I've played the game a bit more, and while I still think the controls are good, everything else is lackluster. The amount of content you get is definitely not worth the asking price. You only get 6 track,s not counting the mirror tracks. It overall is not very good.
Posted 4 November, 2019. Last edited 27 May, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
< 1  2  3 >
Showing 1-10 of 23 entries