lmao you're playing in surv with friends, and you're bitter that you got absolutely destroyed. the amount of hours you guys have in this game to be as bad as you both are is embarassing.

Heir apparent in crucible = cringe

LOL I JUST LITERALLY

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MY
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I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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