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Why the ♥♥♥♥ are you reading this?

Are bananas just very thick spaghetti?

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SZ 5 Oct, 2017 @ 3:36am

Thanks for choosing us to level up your steam account. Have a nice day

Mike 8 Jul, 2017 @ 11:43am

Atleast someone agrees with me, Check below!

L u c a s 8 Jul, 2017 @ 11:32am

Can confirm, bananas are just thick spaghetti

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