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🎽 * 🌽 * 🏀 * 🎍 * 📒 * 🌳 * 🌂 * 🕺 * 🐝 * 🎈 * 🐟 * 🥗 * 🚗 * 🚙 * 💛 * 🎫
ㅤ* I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”
ㅤ* How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
ㅤ* Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
👹 * 🍧 * 🎁 * ⛳ * ⛳ * 💙 * 📕 * ⚡ * 🐠 * 😺 * 💎 * 📗 * 💄 * 🥗 * 🐳 * 👑
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*
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