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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Didapatkan pada 9 Feb 2016 @ 1:35pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Didapatkan pada 10 Feb 2016 @ 6:21am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Didapatkan pada 10 Feb 2016 @ 5:13am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Didapatkan pada 10 Feb 2016 @ 6:17am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 3:07am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Didapatkan pada 5 Sep 2016 @ 9:12am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 4:59pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2016 @ 4:10am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Didapatkan pada 22 Feb 2016 @ 4:54am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 5:14am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 3:23am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Didapatkan pada 5 Sep 2016 @ 7:41am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 3:42am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Didapatkan pada 23 Feb 2016 @ 3:27am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Didapatkan pada 15 Feb 2016 @ 9:04pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 7:14am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 5:19am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2016 @ 4:54am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2016 @ 4:37am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 6:16am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Didapatkan pada 15 Feb 2016 @ 8:26pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 11:22pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Didapatkan pada 10 Feb 2016 @ 5:36am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 4:08am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Didapatkan pada 22 Feb 2016 @ 5:27am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 5:40pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 7:17am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2016 @ 6:32am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2016 @ 4:50am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 11:05pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 6:41am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Didapatkan pada 22 Feb 2016 @ 6:41am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Didapatkan pada 5 Sep 2016 @ 7:47am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 3:24am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 3:24am

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 6:00am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 3:43am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 3:43am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 4:55pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 2:16am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Didapatkan pada 22 Feb 2016 @ 6:51am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Didapatkan pada 10 Feb 2016 @ 4:53am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2016 @ 5:04am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Didapatkan pada 5 Sep 2016 @ 7:11am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 6:48am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Didapatkan pada 10 Feb 2016 @ 5:35am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 5:17am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Didapatkan pada 10 Feb 2016 @ 5:25am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 5:08pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 5:34pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Didapatkan pada 10 Feb 2016 @ 5:01am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Didapatkan pada 10 Feb 2016 @ 5:12am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Didapatkan pada 10 Feb 2016 @ 5:12am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 5:21pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Didapatkan pada 15 Feb 2016 @ 8:01pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 2:38am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 5:30pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2016 @ 6:10am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 6:07am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 5:20pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 7:00am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 6:18am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2016 @ 5:39am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 2:38am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2016 @ 8:05am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 8:28am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2016 @ 7:05am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 3:43am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Didapatkan pada 14 Sep 2016 @ 1:02am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Didapatkan pada 14 Sep 2016 @ 4:30am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Didapatkan pada 15 Sep 2016 @ 3:05am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Didapatkan pada 29 Sep 2016 @ 9:06pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Didapatkan pada 30 Sep 2016 @ 1:39am

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Didapatkan pada 30 Sep 2016 @ 2:10am

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Didapatkan pada 30 Sep 2016 @ 3:16am

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Didapatkan pada 30 Sep 2016 @ 2:10am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Didapatkan pada 7 Sep 2016 @ 5:37am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Didapatkan pada 14 Sep 2016 @ 12:53am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Didapatkan pada 14 Sep 2016 @ 3:21am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Didapatkan pada 14 Sep 2016 @ 6:22am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Didapatkan pada 14 Sep 2016 @ 6:43am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Didapatkan pada 29 Sep 2016 @ 9:09pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Didapatkan pada 15 Sep 2016 @ 3:03am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Didapatkan pada 14 Sep 2016 @ 2:23am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Didapatkan pada 14 Sep 2016 @ 2:25am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Didapatkan pada 14 Sep 2016 @ 1:35am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Didapatkan pada 14 Sep 2016 @ 7:09am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2016 @ 3:53am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2016 @ 4:02am