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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Am 9. Feb. 2016 um 13:35 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Am 10. Feb. 2016 um 6:21 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Am 10. Feb. 2016 um 5:13 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Am 10. Feb. 2016 um 6:17 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 3:07 freigeschaltet

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Am 5. Sep. 2016 um 9:12 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 16:59 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Am 14. Feb. 2016 um 4:10 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Am 22. Feb. 2016 um 4:54 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 5:14 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 3:23 freigeschaltet

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Am 5. Sep. 2016 um 7:41 freigeschaltet

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 3:42 freigeschaltet

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Am 23. Feb. 2016 um 3:27 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Am 15. Feb. 2016 um 21:04 freigeschaltet

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 7:14 freigeschaltet

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 5:19 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Am 14. Feb. 2016 um 4:54 freigeschaltet

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Am 14. Feb. 2016 um 4:37 freigeschaltet

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 6:16 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Am 15. Feb. 2016 um 20:26 freigeschaltet

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 23:22 freigeschaltet

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Am 10. Feb. 2016 um 5:36 freigeschaltet

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 4:08 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Am 22. Feb. 2016 um 5:27 freigeschaltet

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 17:40 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 7:17 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Am 14. Feb. 2016 um 6:32 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Am 14. Feb. 2016 um 4:50 freigeschaltet

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 23:05 freigeschaltet

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 6:41 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Am 22. Feb. 2016 um 6:41 freigeschaltet

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Am 5. Sep. 2016 um 7:47 freigeschaltet

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 3:24 freigeschaltet

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 3:24 freigeschaltet

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 6:00 freigeschaltet

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 3:43 freigeschaltet

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 3:43 freigeschaltet

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 16:55 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 2:16 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Am 22. Feb. 2016 um 6:51 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Am 10. Feb. 2016 um 4:53 freigeschaltet

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Am 14. Feb. 2016 um 5:04 freigeschaltet

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Am 5. Sep. 2016 um 7:11 freigeschaltet

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 6:48 freigeschaltet

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Am 10. Feb. 2016 um 5:35 freigeschaltet

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 5:17 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Am 10. Feb. 2016 um 5:25 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 17:08 freigeschaltet

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 17:34 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Am 10. Feb. 2016 um 5:01 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Am 10. Feb. 2016 um 5:12 freigeschaltet

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Am 10. Feb. 2016 um 5:12 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 17:21 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Am 15. Feb. 2016 um 20:01 freigeschaltet

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 2:38 freigeschaltet

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 17:30 freigeschaltet

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Am 14. Feb. 2016 um 6:10 freigeschaltet

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 6:07 freigeschaltet

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 17:20 freigeschaltet

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 7:00 freigeschaltet

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 6:18 freigeschaltet

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Am 14. Feb. 2016 um 5:39 freigeschaltet

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 2:38 freigeschaltet

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Am 4. Sep. 2016 um 8:05 freigeschaltet

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 8:28 freigeschaltet

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Am 13. Feb. 2016 um 7:05 freigeschaltet

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 3:43 freigeschaltet

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Am 14. Sep. 2016 um 1:02 freigeschaltet

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Am 14. Sep. 2016 um 4:30 freigeschaltet

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Am 15. Sep. 2016 um 3:05 freigeschaltet

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Am 29. Sep. 2016 um 21:06 freigeschaltet

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Am 30. Sep. 2016 um 1:39 freigeschaltet

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Am 30. Sep. 2016 um 2:10 freigeschaltet

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Am 30. Sep. 2016 um 3:16 freigeschaltet

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Am 30. Sep. 2016 um 2:10 freigeschaltet

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Am 7. Sep. 2016 um 5:37 freigeschaltet

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Am 14. Sep. 2016 um 0:53 freigeschaltet

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Am 14. Sep. 2016 um 3:21 freigeschaltet

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Am 14. Sep. 2016 um 6:22 freigeschaltet

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Am 14. Sep. 2016 um 6:43 freigeschaltet

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Am 29. Sep. 2016 um 21:09 freigeschaltet

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Am 15. Sep. 2016 um 3:03 freigeschaltet

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Am 14. Sep. 2016 um 2:23 freigeschaltet

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Am 14. Sep. 2016 um 2:25 freigeschaltet

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Am 14. Sep. 2016 um 1:35 freigeschaltet

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Am 14. Sep. 2016 um 7:09 freigeschaltet

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Am 14. Feb. 2016 um 3:53 freigeschaltet

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Am 29. Aug. 2016 um 4:02 freigeschaltet