"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"~NCR Trooper
"Where some states possess an army, the Prussian Army possesses a state." ~Voltaire
"No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something." ~Time of Heros Card, Magic The Gathering
"That was a SLAUGHTER! A MASSACRE! A MASSACRE SLAUGHTER! Kill... Mass...." ~UNSC Marine
"Good thing I slayed that Owlbear single-handedly!" ~Zanzu
"That really hurts my wallet"~me when steam game isn't on sale
"Whoops, I dropped it"~me when I drop something on purpose
"Good luck. Here's your stop"~when the elevator stops on the wrong floor
"Bucket Snails!"~unknown scholar
"I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching"~Jabba the Hut in Monsters Inc
"Hey Hadrial. I can hear you through the wall"~Zanzu to Hadrial while he was trying to sleep
"This is for your own good. And the good of the world"~Zanzu to the Red Wizard
"More like executed"~Zaznu telling how Hadrial killed the Elf Ranger
"I am no slave. I am my own master"~Zaznu to Regis Oden
"I should have killed you in the first place!"~Troglodyte leader
"You were gonna kill us anyway!"~Zaznu to the Troglodyte
"Game, I must" ~Yoda

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