Your local, illegal, bone dealer.


-Rib Cage Set
Perfect for a complete, no-frills skeleton or for those who need extra stock.
Price: $50 per set

-Human Femur
Heavy duty. Ideal for those needing a strong, durable bone.
Price: $150 each

-Human Skull
A classic piece, no cracks, fully intact. Great for display or collection.
Price: $200 each

-Spinal Column
Complete, straight, and sturdy. Good for framing or other uses.
Price: $250 each

-Pelvis Bone
Full pelvic bone, cleaned and prepped. For collectors or specialized needs.
Price: $100 each

-Human Clavicle (Collarbone)
Perfect for small, discreet uses. Very popular with those in the know.
Price: $30 each

-Hand Bones
Complete set for a single hand—perfect if you're working on a full skeleton or need a good grip.
Price: $75 per hand

-Ankle Bones
Ankle and lower leg bones, ready for trade.
Price: $80 per set

-Foot Bones
From toes to heel. Clean and functional.
Price: $90 per foot

-Bone Fragments (Assorted)
Leftover scraps. Good for those looking to fill in missing pieces for a low cost.
Price: $10 per fragment

-Vertebrae (Single Piece)
One solid piece of spinal column. Always in demand for restoration work.
Price: $40 each

-Bone Marrow Sample
Freshly extracted, for those looking for specific needs or a darker project.
Price: $150 per vial

>>>Bulk Deals:

-The Collector’s Pack (Full skeleton set: skull, ribcage, spine, pelvis, and limbs)
For the serious collector or restoration enthusiast.
Price: $1,200 for the full set

-Special Deal on Hands & Feet
Need more hands or feet? Buy three of each, and we’ll throw in a free rib set.
Price: $450 for 3 hands and 3 feet

>>>Shipping & Handling:
All bones come cleaned and prepped. Be aware that delivery can be slow, and packages are handled discreetly.

>>>Local pickup available: Free
Worldwide delivery: $50 (for handling and packaging)

Payment Options:
Marrow Black Credit Card
Marrow White Credit Card
Marrow Gold Credit Card
Zelle

For the brainless:
This is an online persona. All of it is satire. I'm a guy who plays into being a skeleton way too often, that's it. Though if you come after me, I'll make sure your bones are on the weekend circular.