So what is CS GO?

- CS GO is when weapon skins are more expensive than cool gaming devices.
- CS GO is when you have to drop your beautiful Kalash to the whole team.
- CS GO is when you are sent links to Trojans 10 times a day in the hope of cleaning up your inventory.
- CS GO is when you are kicked out just because you are Russian.
- CS GO is when you burned your chair after playing competitive mode.
- CS GO is when the "globals" create 10 accounts and get satisfaction playing against the "Kalash".
- CS GO is when you are a Russian Noob, if you stayed against five, killed four but did not finish off the fifth.
- CS GO is when you are a Russian Noob with a score of 21-7-10, and the nearest teammate has 8-0-16.
- CS GO is when you learned Polish and Swedish in one or two skating rinks.
- CS GO is when there are more Poles in the competitive mode than in Poland itself.
- CS GO is when you open A alone, and the bomb is already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on B.
- CS GO is when your advice and questions are answered by "stfu Russian".
- CS GO is when you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ three titles in a day just because you play against "globals" every time playing from the second account.
- CS GO is when every third teammate is a boosted silver.
- CS GO is when five morons with WUA play against you.
- CS GO is when one "golden eagle" and four "Kalash" throws against five "suprem".
- CS GO is when you land all 30 rounds in one person and apply 99 in 7, and that one hits you in the head with a random shot.
- CS GO is when VAC exponentially bans professional players, but cannot ban a cheater who shoots the entire team through three walls, while having 2.2 hours in the game.

All this is CS GO!
10 satisfied Gabens out of 10.

So what is CS GO? - CS GO is when weapon skins are more expensive than cool gaming devices. - CS GO is when you have to drop your beautiful Kalash to the whole team. - CS GO is when you are sent links to Trojans 10 times a day in the hope of cleaning up your inventory. - CS GO is when you are kicked out just because you are Russian. - CS GO is when you burned your chair after playing competitive mode. - CS GO is when the "globals" create 10 accounts and get satisfaction playing against the "Kalash". - CS GO is when you are a Russian Noob, if you stayed against five, killed four but did not finish off the fifth. - CS GO is when you are a Russian Noob with a score of 21-7-10, and the nearest teammate has 8-0-16. - CS GO is when you learned Polish and Swedish in one or two skating rinks. - CS GO is when there are more Poles in the competitive mode than in Poland itself. - CS GO is when you open A alone, and the bomb is already fucked on B. - CS GO is when your advice and questions are answered by "stfu Russian". - CS GO is when you fucked three titles in a day just because you play against "globals" every time playing from the second account. - CS GO is when every third teammate is a boosted silver. - CS GO is when five morons with WUA play against you. - CS GO is when one "golden eagle" and four "Kalash" throws against five "suprem". - CS GO is when you land all 30 rounds in one person and apply 99 in 7, and that one hits you in the head with a random shot. - CS GO is when VAC exponentially bans professional players, but cannot ban a cheater who shoots the entire team through three walls, while having 2.2 hours in the game. All this is CS GO! 10 satisfied Gabens out of 10.