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1.4 hrs last two weeks / 3,802.2 hrs on record (325.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 2 Apr, 2018 @ 11:16pm
Updated: 18 Jan, 2021 @ 8:31pm

CS:GO Review
So what is CS GO?

- CS GO is when weapon skins are more expensive than cool gaming devices.
- CS GO is when you have to drop your beautiful Kalash to the whole team.
- CS GO is when you are sent links to Trojans 10 times a day in the hope of cleaning up your inventory.
- CS GO is when you are kicked out just because you are Russian.
- CS GO is when you burned your chair after playing competitive mode.
- CS GO is when the "globals" create 10 accounts and get satisfaction playing against the "Kalash".
- CS GO is when you are a Russian Noob, if you stayed against five, killed four but did not finish off the fifth.
- CS GO is when you are a Russian Noob with a score of 21-7-10, and the nearest teammate has 8-0-16.
- CS GO is when you learned Polish and Swedish in one or two skating rinks.
- CS GO is when there are more Poles in the competitive mode than in Poland itself.
- CS GO is when you open A alone, and the bomb is already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on B.
- CS GO is when your advice and questions are answered by "stfu Russian".
- CS GO is when you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ three titles in a day just because you play against "globals" every time playing from the second account.
- CS GO is when every third teammate is a boosted silver.
- CS GO is when five morons with WUA play against you.
- CS GO is when one "golden eagle" and four "Kalash" throws against five "suprem".
- CS GO is when you land all 30 rounds in one person and apply 99 in 7, and that one hits you in the head with a random shot.
- CS GO is when VAC exponentially bans professional players, but cannot ban a cheater who shoots the entire team through three walls, while having 2.2 hours in the game.

All this is CS GO!
10 satisfied Gabens out of 10.
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