Sucks at rl and throws

I live in quebec but at least I dont weight 500 pounds.... its nice to consider...

-rep suck at csgo wont 1v1 cuz hes bad and hes scared ♥♥♥♥♥

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

"My right mouse button doesn't work. "Maybe re-install your game." ~ Ian

He says getting kicked duriong round 1 before anything even happened and didn't get a kill