I got lotion on my ♥♥♥♥

it i know it pink
i know it grippy

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

like i said, my girlfriend wont stop using a miku voice during sex. the entire time, for every noise she makes. its a really great impression, dont get me wrong, but theres a time and a place. at first, it was a little funny, but she keeps on doing it. every. time. i love her a lot, and our relationship is perfect otherwise, so i really dont want to have to break up with her over this, but its getting so bad that ive contemplated it.

has anyone experienced something similar? what should i do about it?

+ rep

+rep appreciated the grippers I sent him unlike someone else I know