In certain parts of the world, in certain social circles, I am known as "The Supreme Mustard Overlord." Bow down to me at your convience. Or don't, it is of little consequence to me.

I'll have you know, sir, that I sexually identify as an Mil-25 Hind-D, and I feel that your assumption of my sexuality as being non-hindsexual is oppressive. Check your privilege, you cisgendered white male scum.