Análises recentes de 刁`tler

WTF with the EAC? Someone cheated on marriage here?

Now I'm sure there are many people cheated on marriage in this game.

Funny game. Good for wallpaper.
Pls add DLC "Xi Jingping the son of Putin" I'll pay for it.
And donate to the Red Cross is a good idea? The organization is controlled by some Nmslese oligarchs like Guo Meimei.

Be free for all Plague Inc. players until CCP-19 is under control.
CCP and NK says: Already under control.
NC you should charge them.

这么好的游戏怎么就停了？这怎么能行？快点给齐明还是齐乔乔或者齐安安最差邓家贵也可以，打个电话要上四万亿继续运营啊！
没了这款游戏，怎么实现中华帝国的伟大复兴？怎么实现五桶中华民国的梦想？怎么实现收复美利坚特别行政区的愿望？
没了这款游戏，怎么训练宾馆最佳叠被子洗衣服专员？怎么训练人肉木桩？怎么训练忠犬？
我伟大中华帝国复兴之路，不能败在一个游戏停运之上！

This remind me
Don't get too close to the Sun
Just like
Don't get too close to the Red

Why this dude can do such communist privileges things? Is his blood red like my flag?

nvm, I don't care.
Nmsland welcome you comrade, you can be a good Nmslese, dude.

If you love my kingdom you can just say it loud and post this video on ♥♥♥♥ platform. I promise you that you will be rich!

This content is not allowed in Nmsland.

His highness Xitler is very angry about this game is insulting to his almighty.
So it will be banned for all Nmslese.

His Highness Xitler AKA Xi jinping the king of UN and Nmsland on behalf of 1.4 billion people remind you that anyone shall not play such hideous game because his almighty dislike this game.
For anyone who disobey, you will pay dearly!
Imperial firing squad is watching you and your family.
Best wish.

Finally, the king found a way to punish those unbelievers.
Poke their eyes!

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·说好的自由世界
·却在封杀他国无辜产品
-邪恶的资本家双重标准

·说好的维护以习特乐为中心的裤裆中央
·认真封杀境外敌对势力的产品和服务
-一心一意为人民服务

·对境外敌对势力的生命和财产一律全部没收
·对潜在的安全问题对象强制出售或者停止行为
-万恶的敌人好邪恶啊

·种花贵族共和国绝不将政治带入文艺，更不会主导法制
·邪恶的资本帝国总是想把一切政治化
-难怪一个月150余人偷渡越南，偷渡哈萨克斯坦乌兹别克斯坦的更数不过来

·六亿收入一千的总是翻墙上蒸汽平台碍国来赚钱
·一千收入六亿的总是肉身翻墙卖国，最怕瑞士不高兴
-让少部分人先富起来

·崴脚部最近有点起搏不能
·究竟是军机在上海上空还是广东上空的问题？
-不管什么问题，来一粒西地那芬吧！

·俄祖父不仅全部交付了印爹爹刚刚订购的S400（西朝鲜定了好几年的货只拿到车，还没拿到蛋）
·还派遣了3000人的驻扎部队
-北朝鲜表示强烈支持

·苏联没有集中营，没有奥斯维辛，只有劳动营，只有古拉格
·西朝鲜更没有集中营，更没有奥斯维辛，也没有劳动营，也没有古拉格，只有学习营，只有职业技能再教育学院（一百年学制，发裆校博士文凭）
-世界先进水平

·西朝鲜承诺不率先使用核武器
·米帝国已经在战争中使用核武器
-现在西朝鲜可随时使用核武器，不违背诺言