hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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Clanker

😩👩‍👧

Mi sveglio già incazzato. Prendo la sveglia e la spacco contro il muro. Mi guardo allo specchio. Sbaglia a riflettermi. Gli do un pugno. Esco. Salgo sulla mia Multipla e parcheggio di traverso sulle strisce. Blocco un passeggino e due motorini. Un vecchio si avvicina: “Ragazzo, spostala…” “Zitto PORCO DIO.” Entro al bar sfondando la porta. Il barista, esasperato, mi guarda e fa: “Se sei tanto uomo parcheggia sul tetto del municipio.” Non rispondo. Esco, rubo una Panda glitterata, trovo una rampa da un cantiere e mi lancio. Atterro male, ma arrivo sul tetto. Di traverso. La gente urla. Arriva la polizia. Due pattuglie. Un’ambulanza. Un elicottero gira sopra. Mi circondano. Uno urla al megafono: “SCENDI SUBITO DAL VEICOLO!” Apro la portiera, scendo, prendo la multa che mi porgono e gli do fuoco. “LE MULTE NON MI RAPPRESENTANO.” Due secondi e mi saltano addosso. Mi ammanettano. Mi buttano in macchina. Sorrido. Fisso il cielo, perché quel giorno ho vinto io.

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you

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M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again

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allora ci sta Totti e Del Piero che m'pratica stanno na savana a na certa gli appare davanti a loro un leone, allora Del Piero spaventato dice vicino ar capitano "ao questo ce magna" e er capitano esordisce con "ma quale magna questo ce sborra m'bocca"

buongiorno a tutti io vorrei dire una cosa e spero che sto signore legga bene ....io porto noci e nocciole agli scoiattoli della stazione ..e mi anno riferito che un sognore va li e se le mangia ...cioe io so che costano 4 o 5 al.kg...cioe nn me le regalano le noci le pago ma x gli scoiattoli a me fa piacere...io dico se vedete sto signore mqngiare le noci degli scoiattoli ...cioe ditegli qualcosa xche nn e giusto x me che spendo soldi e poi io li conpro x gli scoiattoli e nn x il signore se il signor se le vada a comprare ma nn mi ruba le mie noci x loro..ecco scusate lo sfogo ma ce da piangere ma che gente ruba le noci asponenta ...spero sto signore legga sto messaggio se le compri le noci e nocciole va

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+rep e-kitten hunter meow :3

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legend o7

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty economically unstable🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something revolutionary 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ☭commies!☭ Yeah! Yeah!💕☭ I equally distribute wealth!☭ I expand my glorious regime!☭ I swallow countries whole☭ 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕☭😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫☭💕 1 commie☭, 2 commie☭☭, 3 commie☭☭☭, 4☭☭☭☭ I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑czar 👑but I'm also a socialist! 💟 He makes me feel safe💗!He makes me feel nationalistic💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little ☭commie☭ should!~ 💘💘💘 👑☭💘Wa-What!💘☭👑

not sure why you would protect that digusting pig Lara

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+rep colourblind edgelord cheers gg wp go next

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glorp

ggs, well played <3

-rep be sure to change lobby with him, sandbag and letting you die afterwards

+rep kinda cute :3

goofy ahh :3

rep+ good fan of mine

+rep good survivor
sorry for sandbag mate i got stuck and stupid XD

bro commented in 3 different languages💀💀

plays poorly, blocks others
играет плохо, блокирует других,
грае дуже погано

+rep Big fan <3

i love apples and bananas

-rep actual noob, dodge if you can

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

-rep 8000 hours and then u want to kill youself on hook like a noob, teaming with the killer... bad surv who did nothing :)

+rep likes pickle juice

+rep nice surv

+rep haddie player

+rep nice slapp

+rep opium wesker NOW ITS LEGALL...........

-rep idiot leaves useless surv!!!!

bro needs to touch some grass instead of playing and sitting in his moms basment 24/7. How about getting a gf or at least a job? You arent that good, you wont make it into esports you sad clown

bro needs to touch some grass instead of playing and sitting in his moms basment 24/7. How about getting a gf or at least a job? You arent that good, you wont make it into esports you sad clown

ggs

-rep left instead of the save....why fully healed and 2nd hook....selfish fk

+rep strongest EU carry, so strong and tall and handsome

+rep

italian juicer holy molay

+rep w streamer,
went against you a couple of days ago!

-rep cheater

-rep humps as he downs someone, I feel assaulted.