hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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Mi sveglio già incazzato. Prendo la sveglia e la spacco contro il muro. Mi guardo allo specchio. Sbaglia a riflettermi. Gli do un pugno. Esco. Salgo sulla mia Multipla e parcheggio di traverso sulle strisce. Blocco un passeggino e due motorini. Un vecchio si avvicina: “Ragazzo, spostala…” “Zitto PORCO DIO.” Entro al bar sfondando la porta. Il barista, esasperato, mi guarda e fa: “Se sei tanto uomo parcheggia sul tetto del municipio.” Non rispondo. Esco, rubo una Panda glitterata, trovo una rampa da un cantiere e mi lancio. Atterro male, ma arrivo sul tetto. Di traverso. La gente urla. Arriva la polizia. Due pattuglie. Un’ambulanza. Un elicottero gira sopra. Mi circondano. Uno urla al megafono: “SCENDI SUBITO DAL VEICOLO!” Apro la portiera, scendo, prendo la multa che mi porgono e gli do fuoco. “LE MULTE NON MI RAPPRESENTANO.” Due secondi e mi saltano addosso. Mi ammanettano. Mi buttano in macchina. Sorrido. Fisso il cielo, perché quel giorno ho vinto io.

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you