I've become so much like Eren Jaeger, it's scary.

I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut ♥♥♥♥ up Hange! I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.

Asian 👨 women 👩 consist ✅ of Japanese 🇯🇵, Chinese 🇨🇳, Korean 📗🤲 women 👩👩🏻👩🏼.

If I 👁 ranked 🥇🥈🥉 them I'd 🙏 say 💬

1 ❗. Japanese 🇯🇵: (if adjusted for income 😂💸 probably 😻) the shortest, also 👨 can speak 🙅♂🗣 anime 😹 and love ❤ cute ✅💯✔ ♥♥♥♥ 💩 and acting 🎭 like 💖 a loli 👰 for their bf 👨‍🎤 in bed 🛌

2 🕝. Chinese 🇨🇳: Also 👨 pretty 👰 short 🚸 and flat ⛔, can teach 👩‍🏫 you 👈 Mandarin 🇨🇳, also ➕ open 👐 to ddlg 👨‍👧 stuff 👌 and love ❤ acting 🎭 cute ✅💯✔ and dressing 👗 cute ✅💯✔

3 🖱. Korean 🇯🇵📚 girls 👩: The tallest 🗼 Asian 🍚 girls 👩🏿‍💼, too stylish 💁💆💇 and feminine 🚻, weird 🤪 obsession ☠🍼👑 with plastic 💳 surgery 💉💊👨🏿‍⚕️ and cosmetics 💋💄💅🏻, will call 📲 you 👈 oppa 👱 which is Japanese 🇯🇵🎌 for boob 🏔

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~