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Recent reviews by Das Cake

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5 people found this review helpful
904.6 hrs on record (511.0 hrs at review time)
Between the predatory monetization, the dilithium econ being DEAD, the complete failure to fix ancient bugs and the absolute absence of anything you could call balance, this game is an absolute embarrassment to the entire star trek community. Do yourself a favor and play SFC1-3 instead.
Posted 28 September, 2024.
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1.4 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
If you told me last year I'd end up playing a Little Fighters-like but as a frosty booze elf beating up a pink hyperactive coyote, I'd have called you crazy...


And yet, here we are!
Posted 29 March, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
635.1 hrs on record (611.8 hrs at review time)
The continuous scandals this game faces, the latest being Stinger overload, M1A2 hull armor, and spall liner as modelled armor all proving an undisputable factional bias in this game, nevermind the company's responses to them, has completely destroyed Gaijin's credibility when it comes to game balance, as well as historical and technical accuracy.

At this point you might as well just play World of Tanks - at least it isn't lying in your face about its intentions.
Posted 24 December, 2023. Last edited 24 December, 2023.
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88.0 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
Send your favourite anime girl streamers superchats while they beat the tar out of their fanbases.

What's not to love.
Posted 17 August, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
299.0 hrs on record
WARNING:

Beware of space. Your rockets will go there. They will not be coming back.
Posted 31 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
233.8 hrs on record (181.7 hrs at review time)
Kinda CimSity'like
Posted 10 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
145.5 hrs on record (85.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
No vampires, but at least there's floor chicken!

And then Jim Sterling happened. Pity.
Posted 6 August, 2022. Last edited 22 September, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
32.0 hrs on record
Amazing game, amazing soundtrack, insulting sequel.

Just get this one, don't bother with the trash that is Eternal.
Posted 16 February, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
23.6 hrs on record
The gunplay is good, but that's it.

Everything else is a muddled mess. And THEN you get to the sunsetting deal.
Posted 16 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
2016 was amazing.

This 'game' is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ embarrassment on the devs' part.
Posted 16 February, 2022.
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