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This is the Wilderness Years before the word existed
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In an arena many galaxies away a new challanger entered himself into many Gladiator based survival tournaments, Despite the young rookie wearing nothing mis-matched armour and an old Spacesuit helmet the Mystery contestant slew many enemies and gradually won many victories and prizes along with a trusted ally called Shingari, an old Ninja who had lost body parts and been put back together with bits from the various monsters and other contestants who had died

A mysterious Professer Egghead issued a challange titled "Secret War" to all Gladiators and Challangers of the Unknown to try his new Arena abourd his new purpose built space station which promised great power to the winners and death to the losers, The Space Gladiator and Shingari decided to enter as a team, Halfway through the finale a team of soldiers started to mow down the contestants as Professer Egghead planted a bomb in the Arena that would kill any of the remaning challangers and fled, both The Space Gladiator and Shingari found the last escape pod but it only had room for one so Aeon tricked Shingari into entering it and launched his freind to safety, Aeon confronted Egghead and witnessed his erasure at the hands of Progenitor before a mysterious explosion rippied apart the station, Shingari spent many months afterwards looking for his comrade's body but he was never able to find it in the wreckage..

Many years after the arena disaster Shingari learned about a great Sun Tsaiku who had untold power and could grant those who were able to brave the treacherous conditions to reach his temple a single wish. Before reaching the temple, there were three trials that he had to pass. The Trial of the Rising Sun, the Trial of the Thirteenth Star, and the Trial of the Twilight Line, the locals had always seen what happened to people who challenged him and failed but with a bit of pressing for information they led Shingari to the start of the trail and he started the difficult climb to the summit

Upon reaching the temple Shingari was tested on all three of these harsh challenges and was apparantly granted his wish and sent into hibernation where he vanished from the face of the earth..

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Below this is the VALVEryule Chronicles: Prehistory
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First, there was only the word, and the word was with Gaben, the word was "Three" so the almighty Gaben decided to create a world which would enjoy this holy trinity. He created Valveryle, a massive expanse that is riddled with danger and wonder.

The first recorded human event is primitive man serving almighty lords, the OP's. The OP's had learnt the ways of Gaben in those early days and began to create universes of their own within these universes. These were called "Video-games" and they subjected humanity to their primitive and impossible ideals of hopelessly lashing out against final bosses but to no avail as they would be crushed in an instant. The names of the known OP's were, Progenitor 001, Zalgo 002, The Dark One 003, Ze 004, The Narrator 005, Stargazer 006, Ykcud 007, Pulse 008 and Demon God Demigra 009 and a few more whose names have been lost to history.


These truly were horrible times, but a new hope had emerged from the shadows. For a hero whose name is now legend, Dood, discovered a new word, a word powerful enough to rally the forces of man behind him and create a resistance against the OP's. This word...was NI. In an instant mankinds outrage was funneled at their overpowered overlords. And the first Knights of Ni descended upon the ancient foe.The legendary Dood, slayed each OP one by one, he locked away Demigra in a dimension outside the confines of time and space, removed Progenitor's memories, trapped Zalgo and Ze in the nether, contained Stargazer in the Moon and stripped the consiousness of The Narrator and The Dark One out of their bodies, leaving them as ghosts, only able to watch over humanity as it grew and prospered, never to interfere with it again else they would be mocked a second time, or so he thought.

Far off from earth another battle was unfolding. Roth, presumed to be the birthplace of the OP's, became desired by the Dalek empire, under the control of Davros. Davros wished to learn about the secrets of the OP's he had witnessed on Earth, he desired their power and to become one. He was met with resistance from the citizens of Pallifrey, the Space-Lords, and the citizens of Roth itself, the Pyrosharks. The Last Great Space-War raged across space and eventually even to earth's atmosphere. As the battle ended three ships crashed to Earth. A Pyroshark mother-ship, a Dalek battle-ship and a single Tardis. One single Dalek and Timelord survived and both had suffered slight amnesia from the crash. They both considered themselves freinds and they joined together to their have own adventures oblivious to the war looming above them in space. The Pyrosharks on the other-hand, survived in their thousands. But due to their reliability on technology, could not sustain themselves for long and reverted to their basic primal instincts. A few though, did retain sanity and have come to be known as Prehistoric Pyrosharks. Davros, on the closing days of the war, had successfully reached Roth and had become OP 010, he wiped out the entire Pyroshark race, excluding the survivors on earth and one nameless warrior. As the Dalek ships were overwhelmed by the Space-Lord ships the last Pyroshark fought Davros on land, realising he could not beat an OP he sacrificed himself to throw him and Davros into the nether. And with that, the Last Great Space-War had ended.

On Earth a new war had surfaced and the New Order of Ni, lead by Kairoe the second (a descendant of Dood) faced an old enemy. Ze had learnt the art of possession and had tricked his way into religious manuscripts making the more pious believe that Ze was a God and that the new word of Ze would easily crush the old word of Ni. The Order of Ni clashed with the Vikings of Ze many a time and in their battles had gained the legendary wish-granting shrubberies and even Excaliber itself. Ze though had a new trick to play.

Ze had managed to create an explosion in the pyroshark population and the wild beasts were now the cause of more injuries then fat people falling doen the stairs. With his new Pyroshark army, Ze successfully took over the world and killed every last Knight of Ni member, except one. The Future Knight of Ni had travelled along way and on his travels discovered the stranded Space-Lord, who had now gone by the name of Pootsing, convincing Future Pootsing to give his Tardis to him the ♥♥♥ travelled back in time to warn Kairoe of the oncoming apocalypse. As they searched for the one weapon they hoped could prevent this grim future, The Nimanomicon, Ze made a pact with Zalgo who had been put in charge of sealing Paradoxes and sending summons to their new owners by Dood. Zalgo presented Ze with a new body of a Summon who Ze successfully managed to take possession and began to walk among mankind once more, Now leading the battle from the front. In a final epic battle, Kairoe and Ze clashed swords and, with the help of the Nimanomicons information and the use of excalibur, banished Ze to the nether, still tied to his summon form and now under control of Zalgo. The Age of Ni went on to live in prosperity and peace, although one faithful day, the entire order vanished on a quest to recover Mjolnir, never to be seen or heard from again


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Below this is the VALVEryule Chronicles: Zalgo Wars
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The modern era had begun, and the Purple Province of Valveryle was now famed as a massive community hub where many new citizens had come in search of fame and glory. Notably including Officer Pootsing, the newly reformed KaBewm and Paul the lone Dalek. They had become famed monster hunters and heros in this time of peace. Until Zalgo made his move against humanity. Not being able to leave the Nether himmself he sent his three most powerful generals to cast Valveryle into death and darkness, these were Ze, who was now under Zalgo's control as he was in the body of a summon, Davros, who agreed to work with Zalgo if he could have his revenge against the Space-Lords, and the Nameless Pyroshark, who had agreed to become a summon to spare himself from death. A new war was approaching.

During this conflict the multiverse bore witness to the first sighting of an Astronaught calling himself Aeon who arrived through a mysterious portal in the sky ,at this time he did not clash into the wars but had several adventures in neighboring Universes,One day he met a strange Timelord and travelled with him for a while and had several adventures with him including when they travelled to 1968 to witness the Gravel wars and another when they visited the world of Minecraftia to build a city in the sky,he stayed with the Timelord untill he was tragically injured when they all returned to Valveryle amidst the Zalgo Conflicts,He was laid to rest in cold storage in the Tardis and later moved to the Yunkyard base to have a proper burial where his spirit has sometimes appeared late at night scaring away several visitors.

It began at a famous square, abbandoned sadly, of KaBewm city. A monumental relic, originally created by the followers of kaBewm in his OP days. The king of this city, and a monster hunter agreed to meet to discuss on the nearby matters of the recent rise of monsters. This is where KaBewm and Offiver Pootsing first met.
Apparently, a dark orb had landed on the square and it started to form as The Nameless Pyroshark. The monster hunter and the king were shocked on this, and had decieded to begin a gang beat down on the beast. The battle was tough, they were nearly wiped from history. Untill the king unleashed a small bootle of dust that seemed to vanquish the summon. Taken back to the nether, Zalgo chose to, obeying the rules that dood had gave him, give the pyroshark a new master. He was whisked back again, looking quite diffrent and in the shape of a flute-that fell into the monster hunters hands.

The Monster-Hunter, Sir Pootsing, the King, KaBewm, and their newly aquired summon, The Pyroshark, had taken refuge in the Kingdom of KaBewm City. Zalgo, distraught that his plan should be foiled by an insignificant insect and a former comerade, decided to make a gamble and sent forth his minors to locate another former OP. Sir Pootsing and KaBewm managed to locate two strangers and enquired them if they new the whereabouts of their newfound enemy, Zalgo. These two strangers identified themselves as Bambi and Ducky. These two agreed to lead the duo and their summon to a nearby nether gate. As they walked Zalgo's next phase to the plan came into being. As they reached the nether gate, Pootsing offered to be the first to enter. As he stepped in he writhed in pain as the gate disappeared. Zalgo has succesfully implanted his ally, The Dark One, into Pootsing's consciousness.


With the Dark One now in play and in control of Pootsing's body, KaBewm, Ducky, and Bambi were forced to work together in hopes of subduing their old friend, this was made harder by the fact that Dark Pootsing was also in control of The Pyroshark forming a deadly double-team against the trio.The sheer brutality and sadistic nature of the OP and the summon proved too much for the team to handle, although Ducky did have a trump card up his sleeve. Ducky began his transformation into his titan form, increasing all natural abilities enough to be a challenge for Dark Pootsing and too much for the Pyroshark to handle. The Dark One and Ducky fought and fought until both were severely wounded, then the Dark One used his trump card. He used his special move to change bodies and focused the attack on Ducky. KaBewm threw himself infront of the titan and in the process became possesed. In KaBewm's mind, an uncontrolable titan Ducky would be far worse than should he be the one to be possesed, much to the dismay of the others he was terribly wrong. The possession of the Dark One unlocked kaBewm's hidden OP powers and focused his efforts on toying with Bambi. Pootsing, still hurt from his bodies battle with Titan Ducky considered one final option. He forced Pyroshark, still under his control, to perform the fusion dance with him. Dark KaBewm turned to find a new warrior before him: Pootshark. Pootshark had the determination and weapon mastery of Pootsing and the cocky, sly nature of The Pyroshark along with it's brute strength. Pootshark overwhelmed the unassuming Drak One. dark One came to the decision to switch bodies again, yet by some seemingly impossible circumstance, Pootshark mastered a tactic used by neither of it's creators and caught the soul of The Dark One and crushed it in it's fist. This technique, although witnessed only by The Dark One and Pootshark itself, was felt by a warrior far off from the battle. This warrior would soon become a new ally for the band of heroes. Pootshark defused and Pootsing and Pyroshark were left with no memories of the actions of the fused character. Although the Dark One was killed, Bambi, Pootsing, KaBewm and Pyroshark had been wounded and Ducky had lost it's mind from the transformation. It was decided that they should rest before continuing their adventure.


The team soon found a small outpost base donated by kerplunkers, one of the guardians of the purple order, after savingthem from a dragon. Whence the team came in, they found most of everything on fire. A minecraftain person hopped out of a box greeting them. His name was sawtooth, he said he would explain his story later. A few weeks later, pyroshark and kabewm had an argument and pootsing made a court. After almost finishing with the trial, a man known as the doctor came in asking if this was trial of a timelord. Pootsing, being confused of this man, decieded to beat him up. Pyroshark and kabewm were forced to join, after pootsing fused with them, creating Prehistoric Pootis The Explosive. Its power was unmatchable, but the 2nd doctor outsmarted him. In the end, 005 had found its way into kabewm,but instead of hurting the heroes, it helped them. It gave pootsing the abbilty to temporaly transform into the 9nth doctor. With this new power, the ninth doctor made a nuke, ran to his tardis, and threw the nuke at 2nds tardis.

With the 9nth doctors tardis on their side, the group knew what they had to do. They figured, Pyroshark, whence his apperance started the trouble, would have the dna to lead them to his master. They were correct, of coruse, and landed in the nether. Zalgo, furious about finding them in his lair, sent a secret weapon, Arthas. In truth, Arthas had been hiding in the nether ever since he died in Azeroth, with zalgo offering him a chance of OPness, if he would prove himself. The battle took many hours but arthas was defeated and before zalgo could strike back, a vortex apperead with hands coming out of it, grabbing zalgo and throwing him in it.
The wars, were temporaly over.

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After the defeat of his initial master, Zalgo, Pyroshark had begun to respect his allies, and they to had a respect for him. Pootsing allowed Pyroshark the ability to freeroam, Pyroshark immediately departed from the Yunkyardians on a quest of his own. Leaving his team to help rebuild the Purple Province. Pyroshark respected them, but he wasn't above killing them and both Kabewm and Pootsing had turned out to be formidable oponents and in this state, as much as Pyroshark hated to admit it, could probably ROFLSTOMP him. he needed to get stronger, and he needed to find out who he was. he had no memories from anything before his fight with Davros He walked along the empty plains until he came across something he hadn't expected. A TARDIS. He saw a man outside it, with grey hair and a smile on his face. This man was of course the 1st Doctor, called upon the 2nd Doctor to help him with rebuilding Valveryle. Pyroshark, was keen to find out about his past, for he had no memory from anything before his fateful encounter with Davros. He rushed into the TARDIS and pressed all the buttons he could. The machines whirred and came to life as he fell through the time space vortex. That is until he came across a familiar planet on the moniter.

Pyroshark had arrived on Roth, at its final days. He saw his race, the other Pyrsoharks, allies with the Space Lords battling the Daleks on land and in space. Pyroshark wondered the battlefield, blowing up the occasional dalek until he came across a familiar building. He snuck into the building and discovered it was a labatory. He came upon a series of cryotubes and to his surprise came upon research notes of the beings inside them. They were all genetically engineered super soldiers. Created to defeat Davros, but the project was shut down due to each of them being mentally unstable. Pyroshark then came upon his own notes, he wasn't born, he had no life beforehand. He was created in this tube, he had no memories because he simply hadn't been alive before his battle with Davros. Speaking of which, Pyroshark felt the rumble of explosions outside the lab and heard the Dalek creator's maniacal laughter. he read up some more notes on himself, he then discovered a secret ability he didn't realise he had, absorbtion. He could absorb people and take their strength, powers, their knowledge. This was just the skill he needed to defeat his teammates and secure his position as strongest fighter in Valveryle. He released all the experiments (as said, the project was shut down and he would never have been released normally). He quickly departed to the lab and observed as past him. The first to emerge from the lab battled Davros in an epic battle. But as the other experimants emerged Pyroshark suddenly assaulted them, the first took great difficulty but Pyroshark defeated him and absorbed him. He already felt his power surge, and one by one, his fellow experiments fell with greater speed, and Pyroshark's power grew. He saw as slowly the dalek armada wiped out his race, but he didn't care he knew it woud happen. He left for the TARDIS as soon as the Daleks turned their attention on him. As he stepped in he knew he still wasn't equal to Dark Pootsing or KaBewm, he would need something else. As he closed the TARDIS doors he heard a voice behind him.

Pyroshark turned to see a female Space-Lord in the TARDIS with him. He recognised her from the cryotube next to his. After questioning as to who she was she said she was Hakkyou, the strongest of the experiments. That retort made Pyroshark give out a sudden laugh. He condescended her and informed her on who he was, the mightiest warrior on Valveryle. Hakkyou was hardly fazed and simply looked about the TARDIS controls. This annoyed the Pyroshark, not only did she not display fear or respect, she completely ignored him. He launched a death beam at her and she simply flicked it away. He know had her attention, but how had she been able to flick away the beam with such ease. Pyroshark smilied, maybe this final warrior would be just what he needed to become perfect. He powered up and engaged hakkyou in combat, only to be instantly overpowered by the Space-Lord. She wasn't even trying, she toyed with Pyroshark as she wrestled him to the floor. Even at 100% of his new-found power he was nothing. She smiled calmy and backed of, setting the controls of the now damaged TARDIS to a barren world. She opened the doors and flung Pyroshark out and took off with the TARDIS. Pyroshark picked himself up and began to walk. He needed to find out where he was.

He came close to a sign sticking out of the ground. He read it and to his shock discovered he was in Valveryle. A barren future Valveryle, or at least one possible future of it. As he wondered as to how this could've happened (primarily putting the blame on Zalgo) he felt a sudden ki surge behind him. He turned to see a death beam hurtle towards him. he slapped it away from him and faced the attacker, and saw himself. A future incarnation of him, so powerful and has gone quite mad with it. Pyroshark flew up to himself and began a brawl, they were both equal. There movesets exactly the same. Neither incarnation could gain the upperhand, until from nowhere, a Knight of Ni burst from the shadows and swung his sword at Future Pyroshark. This was the opening Pyroshark needed and took the oportunity to absorb future-him. His power shot through the roof. He was perfect. He turned to thank the knight who revealed his name was Kav, a resistance fighter who fought against the Pyroshark menace controlled by Ze, the Future-Pyroshark was merely Ze's instrument. Kav said that he believed an ancient TARIDS was nearby and was on a quest to inform the past Knights Of Ni of this incoming threat. Pyroshark and Kav travelled and discovered the TARDIS. It was the 1st Doctor's they stepped inside and Kav set a course for past Valveryle to infrom the Knights and programmed the TARDIS to drop of the now Perfect Pyroshark to his time. Pyroshark landed where he previously left, hardly a second after he took off. He now had the power to dominate Pootsing and Kabewm. And as for Hakkyou, he has a feeling he would be seeing more of her in the coming future.

Slowly the citizens of Valveryle we're dying, falling sick to a strange ilnnes that would then cause the dead to rise in a sick twisted shadow of their former selves. A hero among the every day people arose with Mann Mannington. He summoned the Yunkyardians Pootis and Pyroshark to help contain the outbreak. Together they discovered that Torchwood under possession of a fragment of Zalgo's body had been working on a cure for this infection. From the information gathered they determined that whatever had dragged off Zalgo had defeated him had stolen the OP's power and from orbit was contolling the horde as a hivemind. Reluctantly siding with Zalgo, Mann Mannington and th etwo Yunkyardians secured themselves a means of boarding the ship. Quickly discovering it was the stolen Tardis the perpatrator turned out to be no less than Hakkyou herself, using her newfound power after defeating Zalgo to destroy the planets population. After quickly defeating Pyroshark and Pootis she turned to face Mann Mannington but was ultimately unprepared and misjudged severely what Mann was capable of. Mann beat her and forced her to revert the possessed to normal. The sudden overlflow of nether energy allowed Zalgo to return to his normal form and due to the actions of Torchwood wonder beyond the confines of the Nether (although still tied to his role). Zalgo quickly disappeared, leaving the heroes victorious.

The 2nd Doctor tasked Jamie to destroy one of the music tapes used in the Court war,unfortunately he forgot..
"And due to Jamie forgetting to destroy the tape Berries and Cream becomes the Number 1 Hit song in New Zealand.. 29,000 Televisons lost their life that day.."
This event made the Tardis crash into the Yunkyard base itself where he ended up taking an extended stay after deciding he was facinated by the unusual inhabitants and wished to study them.

Hawkpath one day got bored and during a row sent out 8 Death Mecha's to attack sawtooth and Kabewm making everyone scramble to get theirs,Pootis summoned his robot that he used in the Court battle called the G.R.K.O.P which could disguise as a roller coaster, Because 2nd Doctor didn't have his own mech he just simply bought one that terrifyingly looked like Thomas the Tank Engine creeping everyone out.

Unfortunately before the battle could begin they were attacked by Weeping angels and transported to Hell where the 2nd_Doctor stole a magic book off a wizard allowing them to return home,One side effect was that the Angels were transported to a village where Honeydew from the Yogscast happened to be sleeping and they made his quite scared.

The Yunkyarders all battled in a race to become the 4000th poster resulting in spammed videos like the one below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdrlALQVEKM

Someone one day played some music which caused some members to change forms unexpectadly, Dalek turned into Gene Kelly,1st Doctor turned into Crypto and Spycrab stayed exactly the same if only a little more unhinged,After everyone was turned back vie the power of playing song remix's the faction renamed themselves "The Yunkyard"

A new court was established which had a strict non-alien policy
meaning 1st Doctor,2nd Doctor & Dalek #1963 were barred,what is known is that Dalek donned a cunning disguise dubbed "Signor Dahl-Ek" and snuck in,All records of what happened next were lost when that Court also blew up.

It was at this period that the 1st Doctor started scientific experiments,He first turned Dalek into a Dialga then he developed a conscience in a pill after said Dalek went developed odd habits,He trialled it by implanting a copy of the 5th Doctor as a guide for Dalek though the sucsess of this is debated as he later stole Pyroshark's desk after he threw it at him,forcing him to write on the floor,He also implanted the personality of the TV star "Chevy Chase" though it is unknown who finally recieived it to this day..

A week after this the 1st Doctor made a killing out of selling Killer Christmas trees which had been failed experiments in his laboratory,He left one in the Yunkyard base for a gag and had to stifle a laugh as they battled it...though this was the last moment of fun for the group before the last moments..


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Below this is the VALVEryule Chronicles: Last Moments in the Purple Province
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The relationship between the people of the Purple Province and the Yunkyardians had begun to sour. They had saved the lives of these citizens so often but often with a cost. The citizens had grown sick of it. Then a prophet stood forward and preached a message of erotic nature about the leader of the Purple Province. And the citizens rejoiced in the story and enjoyed it. Ducky, KaBewm and Pootisng could not understand why people were so accepting of this, and yet despised them. So they took a stand. They dared to defy the prophet, but his words had wormed their way to the leaders and owners of the Purple Province, the fight was over quickly for the Yunkyardians and by the power of the Purple Desciples they were banished from the purple province. Their rebellion had incurred more anger among people, and even the Pyroshark's attempts ata peace talk were denied. Eventually Bambi set out on a quest. When he returned he brought with him a tale of a bast expanse, free of haters and bountiful in beauty and treasure. The Yunkyardians begrudgingly left their lair for this new land. As they did the gates to their old base were closed by Kerplunkers.

Bambi had learnt the ways of Gaben, just as Dood and the Purple Desciples had. As he cast his arm outward cities grew, crops sprung, and a new home had been formed. He had created his Yunkyard. His newfound power rivalled all others. But he kept it a secret, and hoped to never use it in battle.

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Below this is the VALVEryule Chronicles: In a New Home
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Dalek #1963 was seen floating in a time anomoly making the group rush out in a spare Time machine that was lying around to find the missing Doctor,They found themselves in a vilage where the great scientists had created a utopia where their civillians lived forever unaffected by time but had made a fatal error one day rendering the whole place into the Wasteland where the Tardis found itself trapped,After the group wandered the ruined buildings and were startled by the ghost like remains of the residents Hawkpath found the controls of the malfunctioning machine and de-activated it allowing the residents to rest in peace

It started on a normal day, untill a mystic gave the team a warning about the future.
He had said, one day, a splitup would come to the light, and one of the fighters shall be lost to it. Total Madness, should of belived him though.
A few hours later, the teammates started experncing odd symptoms. Pyroshark, talking like a gentleman, Sawtooth, not overpowered and even spycrab was ACTUALLY NOT PEDOING.
Pootis was the last to find out before the entire yunkyard got infected with THE SPAM VIRUS.
It can easily make you repeat the same thing over and over in a time loop and experince your worst fears.
Soon however, a pink knight-who looked very simliar to pootis-waved her candy stick over the yunkyard and the team were cured.
Pootis was curious who the girl was, but she stayed quiet because if she didnt, this would turn into another River Song scenriao.

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Below this is the VALVEryule Chronicles: Max Edition
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The gods spoke once of a bug... A Catbug. They said he will bring peace and stop chaos. He lived among us, but instead of bringing peace... He brought chaos. As Bambi dissapeared wounded in the shadows he was reborn as Catbug. Pootis and Pyroshark were confused. Where was Bambi gone? Who is this man? They had questions. Many of them... Catbug was n't a god at the beginning. He had to prove himself and rise to become one. He became friends with Pootis and Pyroshark yet they didn't trust him. One day he went to Sarif Industries and became augmented and evolved into Adam Jensen. He fought against gods and threw them into the sun. So then he became a god and created "The Valveryle Historia" He sended Pyroshark to write a bible of all the events. It was a bible. Catbug still lived inside Adam's robotic heart but Bambi remained in the shadows.

I WILL ADD MORE ♥♥♥♥ HERE, I PROMISE. - Max

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After the One Of Many Names, Of Which If I Were To List Them All Would Be Longer Than This Name Already Is left in a huff, Pyroshark was chosen by the one true lord of all things:
VOX
And thusly did the allmighty Perfect Pyroshark of Ni become a god
And all was good


A short while after Pyroshark became a god Kabewm found himself wanting to upgrade his Australium Wrench and give it mythical qualities that would be the envy of his team-mates,Upon talking with The 2nd Doctor they both ventured into the dangerous world of the Steam Marketplace and left unscathed with some Materials for 2nd Doctor to upgrade his Blutsauger and a Pre-made kit for Kabewm to instantly apply to his beloved wrench,They met up later that day to show off the new improvements by having a 1v1 fight whilst showing off the new colour effects. When the dust had settled the duo departed to use their weopans on public servers.


Pyroshark was not well. Since his ascension to god hood he had heard voices. He had wondered if the power had driven him mad. Had this been the reason why Bambi had hidden it away? He had often found him self on his knees, arms at his head, screaming into the void. The voices gave him commands. Kill the others. Relay this message. Change this. Pyroshark did his best to resist all the commands. Not out of fear of what he could do to his comrades, but in pride. He did not want to feel weak and listen to another. The voice used his pride to his advantage. He new of Pyroshark's desire for combat, and decreed that upon the 10'000th era, a tournament should be held to determine who was the mightiest Yunkyardian. For this idea, Pyroshark was happy to oblidge. And thus he created the "OVER 9000" Tourney. He called upon the strongest fighters to attend. And everyone, keen to prove themselves signed up. Several fighters were created to assist such as Officer Sitoop. While several new fighters joined such as Athame and (much to Pyroshark's dismay) Hakkyou. The tournament claimed many lives but KaBewm rose to the top of the leaderboard, where he challenged the Tournament Champion. Max had returned and applauded KaBewm for discovering the secret, both engaged in combat but ultimately KaBewm won and resurrected the others.

Then events took a scaly turn as two members underwent a rather scaly transformation, Kabewm turned into a Dragon and re-named himself "Kaon" under mysterious circumstances and later during a fight with Missy The 1st Doctor was tricked into entering his Tardis wardrobe which put a magic Crocodile Onesie on him which transformed him into a humanoid crocodile. This change also slightly changed his personality as he aquired a more vivid attraction to meat and water based activities along with a suprising boost to his physical prowess including sharp claws and a strong body that could take a good beating in a fight. not long after the change he raided the 2nd Doctor stash of weopans and became OP.

Docodile went mad with his newfound power and started going through alternate versions of the Yunkyards timelines devouring it's inhabitants and claiming their powers for himself, in one encounter with a version of Pyroshark who was a Pirate he lost when Pyroshark challanged him to a swordfight, that Pyroshark spared him and helped him re-gain his sanity before they parted ways again promising they would meet again someday. In one timeline Docodile entered a world where Sawtooth had wiped out all other life and spent many years in solitude, After drugging and eating him Docodile gained the ability to use Pyromancy and leraned to produce a prurple flamed aura as well as the many magics he'd gotten in his arsenal though after that feast he decided to take a break and return to his native timeline and enjoy his new powers as they were.

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After teaming up with Lazy Purple, Docodile managed to free the trapped souls from the Nethersphere, everyone aboard the Chariot, except Hakkyou who was stuck on an exploding planet, was confronted with a new challenge, the Didact himself. Didact sent his Prometheans to deal with the warriors but could not secure victory. So he decided to take to the Chariot himself, with his experiment not far behind.

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Below this is the VALVEryule Chronicles: Adventures in Time and Space
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Pyroshark was involved in a intense battle with the being known as Kawthax (a being who had actually killed Sawtooth) which did a lot of damage and created a lot of devastation, Ultimately Though Kawthax lost the battle Pyroshark died and was left in a ghost like state which he was struggling to maintain as his body died, Docodile then did somehting radical: He consumed Pyroshark and mixed him in with his magical energies and created a synthetic egg to act as a vessel then inhabited it with Pyrosharks soul allowing him to be reborn in a Reptile/Shark hybrid body using some of his own essence to allow his spirit to recover untill such a time when Docodile could restore him fully leaving him in a much weaker body and barely larger than a toddler, An Unintentional side effect of this was that since Pyroshark was re-born using essense entirely from Docodile's reserves it made him Pyroshark's re-birth father adding an unusual family tie between them, Later on after some training sessions and medical help Docodile slowly advanced Pyroshark's body untill he was at a state where he was almost the same size as his old body had been, He left Pyroshark with one reminder in the form of a Shadow Docodile connected to him spritually by a single scale on Pyroshark's chest which would perform magic for him now his body was more of less normal again and unable to use it.

Pyroshark had drawn up several plans to defeat Kawthax and regain his body. He was determined to wipe the foul being off the face of history, by going back in time and unexisting him. However much to his dismay he had learnt Kawthax had been defeated offscreen by Hawkpath himself, who swiftly granted Sawtooth's original body and Pyroshark's perfect body.. Greatly annoyed, the warrior, temporal shifted back in time regardless to regain his lost honour and unexisted Kawthax. Unaware of the events to follow. Unexisting Kawthax had resulted in Hawkpath being unexisted. The Yunkyardians struggled to keep Hawkpath in teh land of the living while combatting the massive crack in time that appeared in the sky above. As the successfully saved Hawkpath, the rip in time released a single figure before the same figure swiftly closed the hole. OP 009, Demon God Demigra, had returned, and he had plans. He would resurrect his bretehrin, rewind time back to the age of the OPs, but first, he would have fun with this timeline as it was starting with the corruption of Docodile who accepted hs offer for new powers giving him an Atrocious Form. With a new Servant at his command his first target was the Yunkyardian Sawtooth...

Teaming up with Ducky, Demigra found a universe in which Sawtooth would suffer the most pain in. Holding Sawtooth to an agreement that he could not refuse Sawtooth was thrown through one of Ducky's portals to the MLP dimension and was given a new form, Ember Fire. Tasked with delivering ten apples to Applejack, defeating Ducky's Mom and then finding out the true meaning of the Yunkyard. Sawtooth set off as Demigra and Ducky watched over. Sawtooth collected the apples quickly before coming face to face with Fallen, whom Demigra had unintentionally released. But the OP cared very little for this development it was just something to slow him down, he created an hourglass and watched as Ember Fire and Fallen with Mom battered the defenseless pony. Buying himself time as the sand of tiem slowly dropped he fired the apples at Applejack technically completing that challenge but killing the pony in the process. Battered and bruised with 2% of the sand left to go Ember Fire guessed several times what the meaning of what held the Yunk together was, guessing at the last second random. Demigra transported him to a theatre with applauding spectators and explained that the damage Sawtooth had done as Ember Fire and how poorly he performed made Demigra even stronger than he had anticipated. Demigra left Sawtooth to tend to his wounds as he settled on his next victim, he'd have a more interesting punishment for Sawtooth later anyway.

After Ducky insisted that everyone assisted him in venturing into his own plain of existance in order to find an ingrediant that Sawtooth could use to create Ducky's favourite drink, the portal to that universe (created with a potato and a brick) had become stuck. Now connected to a universe where anything could happen just by thinking about it, Hawkstar (a future incarnation of Hawkpath) and Sawtooth drew up plans to lure out Demigra as Ducky watched. Unfortunately through Ducky's eyes, as he had agreed to a power buff from Demigra, Demigra saw their entire plan, he sent forth a hallucination form to combat them, finding them harder to defeat than he anticipated, Demigra summoned Didact to combat them. Didact's forerunner strength quickly put an end to both Sawtooth and Hawkstar, before summoning forth the Mantle's Approach and choosing to Compose the area. By a miracle Hawkstar and Sawtooth working together managed to divert the blast slightly but the area and connection to Ducky's dimension had been destroyed. Demigra had successfully averted a possible loss.

Mann had brought news to the Yunkyard that the Void of Bad BBC Shows and a parallel dimension had connected. Sensing no interference from Demigra but still seeing it as their duty to fix the problem, the Yunkyardians jumped through the portal to find what was connecting the universes. They found themselves in a universe where all their exploits had been reversed, even their personalities. They found Reverse Pootis who alerted them to the coming of a Darth Ducky, the person who had been connecting the universes to invade the main Yunkyard with the help of the main universe Ducky. Now with a means of transporting himself and his forces powered with teh DNA of both universes fighters he could take over. Perfect Pyroshark agreed to work with the Darth only to take information on him and lead his Reverse self, Paragon Pyroshark, to his universe to help the Yunkyardians with Demigra in his place. But before the battle could commence a new figure emerged calling itself Aeon, sending Ducky back to his dimension and buying the Yunkyardians more time to prepare. Now three sinister figures had to be defeated, Demigra the distorter of time, Darth Ducky the conqueror, and the mysterious Aeon, the kidnapper of the Doctor.

Demigra appeared once more to the heroes and proposed a new challenge. He had changed another point in history, during the arrival of Mann Mannington and the alien virus. Sawtooth, Mann Mannington and Reverse-Verse Cirno, a leader of a socialist fairy army, went back in time to correct the change. Finding the abandoned Zalgo head on the floor who claimed that a stranger had beaten both Past Pootis and Past Mann Mannington. The three taking the half a head of Zalgo found the perpetrator, Hakkyou. Hakkyou, although stronger than most opponents of her time, was outmatched by the forces from the future. Demigra than changed the odds of the battle to provide Hakkyou a massive buff and granted Zalgo his full body back to fight under his command. Zalgo, although initially beating Cirno and her goons, quickly regained his own consciousness and left. Hakkyou continued to fight Mann Mannington and Sawtooth and came close to beating both of them, nearly killing past Pootis and Past Mann and the entire planet with an overcharged Nether Ball. Defeat was imminent before Demigra himself was caught in the blast of the Chariot of Puh-Zhar's attack. His control over Hakkyou severed and now somewhat wounded, Demigra called off the challenge, accepting his defeat. However the change to time had some unintended side effects, Hakkyou encountering these warriors and Demigra had now pushed herself beyond her limits in training and in the present era was even stronger than she had been before.

A dire and desperate moment in the Yunkyard history. Dwecky quickly arrived to inform Paragon Pyroshark that the Darth was finally making his move, he had amassed an army and a special weapon that could incapacitate all Yunkyardians, along with his purple sword and an army of Purple Knights. Ducky's Decoy army created a temporary wall while Paragon supported it with ki to reinforce. He made a plea to the other Yunkyardians to assist as soon as possible. Hakkyou was first to arrive on set and used her nether limbs to steady the wall. Using this opportunity Paragon charged a Spirit Bomb. Darth suddenly burst through the wall only for Paragon to bring down the Spirit Bomb. Although it destroyed the weapon and the Knights, the Bomb failed to do any massive damage to the Darth. Darth quickly steadied himself only to be attacked from behind by Pootis and Ducky. Caught by surprise this allowed Paragon and Hakkyou to use their new double team move they had perfected. Charging and landing a heavy blow directly to the Darth's stomach. The Darth took the damage but quickly shrugged off the attackers only to have a device strapped to his back by Docodile, who proceeded to use it to electicute the Darth, although only being a minor annoyance to the brutal warrior it gave an opening for Revolver and Sawtooth who arrived on the scene who unleashed a hail of lead, fire and lightning upon the attacker. Hakkyou took the chance to hold the Darth in place with Alucard and Dracula which gave Sawtooth, Revolver and Pootis the opportunity to attack close range. Darth knocked them back with a quick swipe and titanshifted to ginormous proportions, however he only became a larger target as all of the Yunkyardians threw a number of attacks at him.The Darth turned to ash letting everyone believe it was over, before quickly rising up again and sending a shockwave to launch everyone away. Darth appeared to have the upperhand before suddenly Demigra himself appeared. Demigra was still only interested in returning the OPs and had no interest in helping either faction unless it was purely for entertainment, but his mere appearance for some reason caught Darth's attention, Darth looked angry. This gave the Yunkyardians the chance to prepare their final attack. They all lined up and charged all of their attacks into one super attack and fired directly into Darth's chest. Darth seemed to first resist the massive blast, even with Sawtooth's turrets and Revolver supplying support with their bullets. That was until Perfect reappeared with the Nimonomicon, the legendary artifact that belonged to the Knights of Ni and used to seal away the OPs. Firing a blast from the book at Darth's back was enough. The Darth released one last massive explosion launching back everyone else before he fell lifeless. Elsewhere President Docodile was in his car, on the phone with an assistant, when suddenly a glowing projectile penetrated his car and killed the President. The President met the 2nd Doctor and the Darth in the afterlife, unsure of what had happened. The 2nd promised to explain what had happened over some tea, but Darth had other ideas. He bashed on the walls of death itself and broke it. Demigra heard it and his comment alerted the injured Yunkyardians. Darth returned to life but had no interest in fighting the Yunkyardians once more. He promised they would meet again, and he had other plans for Demigra who simply laughed it off, confident he could possess the Darth. Paragon returned to his universe and allowed Perfect to keep the Nimonomicon until he finds his own universes. Now the Yunkyardians were left to heal their injured, and try and solve the strange murder of President Docodile and the 2nd Doctor. Something was coming. Something maybe even bigger than the Yunkyardians. Bigger than Demigra.

Ducky was in a dire need of pants. He rounded up many Yunkyardians to help him search for a new pair. Still tired and injured from the Darth's invasion they decided it may be a fun cool down mission. Ducky claimed he had found a map of parts of the multiverse and found a Pantiverse. Travelling there they discovered it was entirely panties and Ducky was disappointed. Until he noticed a marking on the map. A strange X. He, Pyroshark, Hakkyou, Hawkpath, Sarah and Flucture decided to investigate. They called upon THE BROLY to transport them quickly whom, after giving Ducky pants made from threaded awesomite, took them directly to the X's location in a hidden universe and left. A giant skyscraper sized crystal tpowered over the Yunkyardians. Upon Ducky's orders Pyroshark began beating the crystal only to find that his hands began rotting away. Pyroshark quickly removed his entire arms and began to focus his nether heal on it, as he was training with Hakkyou to master Nether Ki without needing Zalgo. Suddenly a feather drifted from a crack in the crystal and fell to the floor. Pyroshark summoned a Saigns clone to inspect the Feather only to witness it melt completely and a new being took it's place, a giant armoured angel-like being calling itself Parasite. Parasite was quick to thank the Yunkyardians for releasing it before it began attacking. Unable to attack it at close range and unable to tdo damage at range in desperation the Yunkyardians once again called on THE BROLY who arrived immediately. The Yunkyadians ran for cover as the two titans squared off. THE BROLY created gauntlets from his Omega Blasters and smacked Parasite in the face. Parasite tanked the punch but before being able to retort properly was met with a flurry of punches by the Legendary warrior. THE BROLY knew what he needed to do and decided to sacrifice himself for the greater good to end Parasite quickly. THE BROLY grabbed Parasite by the head and slammed his head into the crystal. In fear Parasite teleported off. The Yunkyardians ran out to witness the death of THE BROLY who promised he would return stronger once he is ready. THE BROLY turned into a green smoke and sped off to his own universe to recover, not technically dead, but not technically alive, somewhere in between, waiting to recover. Demigra appeared and took the Yunkyardians home and gave them one final warning, to let him win, they were now facing a foe only the resurected OPs could ever hope to beat.

Shortly after Pyroshark left to search for rumours about "true perfection" a strange spaceship appeared in the sky. After scanning the area it found that someone called Sarah was in possession of a "time shard". After attempting to destroy her was met with surprising resilliance two figures emerged from the ship. They identified themselves as Octavion, King of Roth in another dimension, and his brother Brutark. Octavion explained they had come to extract a time shard from the being of someone who has been exposed to the time vortex to resurect their Blood and War god Mako, whom they believed would be helpful in assuring the dominance across the cosmos. Sarah refused and called upon Snow to help her. Brutark scanned their Fighting Potential and identified Sarah as a 3/10 and Snow as a 2/10. Brutark quickly beat Snow and after identifying he was a host also extracted the crystal from his being, possibly killing the newcomer. Octavion and Brutark retreated to the Craft. Sarah broke in, offended she had been called a 3/10 and teleported Octavion to new location, claiming it was unescapable. She powered up to her maximum threshold and fired her attack. Octavion's armour tanked the blast and after rescanning identified the girl as a 4/10. Octavion instantly bored teleported back to the ship only to be confronted by Sawtooth and Mecka. Macka attempted to steal the armour from the Craft but was met with heavy resistance from the brothers, and although he stole parts of the blueprints for the armour, Ocavion said it would only open up new weaknesses in Mecka before the brothers and the ten collected Time shards were taken by Darth and Parasite to another dimension. The Slayers used their power to resurect Mako, the Pyrosharkian Blood and War god, whom agreed to serve them only to destroy the one who imprisoned him, Dark One. Octavion and Brutark agreed to follow Darth hoping they would have some kind of weapon for their universe after teaming up with them.

Darth summoned forth Demigra hoping to challenge him. Demigra appeared to him and accepted. While Darth was on his own Demigra clearly held the advantage, so Darth called for help. Only Parasite responded to this, Mako and Beanie were nowhere to be found, with him he brought Kaon, a strange dragon creature. Demigra held his own against the Parasite and Darth but then seemed to stop trying. Soon Zalgo appeared on the field and began to pummel Darth, however Darth only grew stronger with damage done to him and began to retaliate. Zalgo and Demigra looked to eachother knowingly. They began to stop trying. Darth went out of his way to power himself up, he used Kaon as a power stealer, able to take Zalgo's nether control and stop the use of The Word between the two OPs. Neither Zalgo or Demigra put up a fight, in fact they played Snap. Darth grew to a gargantuan size and then grabbed the two, asking for any final words Zalgo merely said he was experiencing Deja Vu and Demigra said that they'd be back, this wasn't a setback at all. And with that Darth crushed their bodies, and threw their disembodied powerless heads to the Death Realm. Demigra mentioned that "it was going according to plan". Darth happy about is victory and encountering Hakkyou stated that with Pyroshark and Zalgo dead she was the new Queen of the Nether. To this she told the Slayers, Darth and Parasite, the idiocy of their actions. The power of The Word would now be given to someone else, someone possible worse than Zalgo who was mostly harmless and Demigra who only ever made a nuissance of himself usually. Octavion had craft research this and discovered where this power would be, he left with Brutark to find it without telling anyone else. Darth had realised the gravity of his actions, Dood was smarter than him, you could never truly kill an OP, and no cell lasts forever. They are eternal.

On a particually dull day Aeon revealed that things had not been so dull for three other Yunkyardians by tuning into film footage on his visor and showing them glimpses of what occured, Sarah found herself trapped in a magi's castle with a sand hourglass ticking away the time untill her demise until she sacrificed something very important to her to survive, On channel two Hawkpath was depicted waving goodbye to someone at an airport who used to be someone he had once loved and had sacrificed the chance to re-kindle their response for a "greater good", On channel three Zombie President Docodile was depicted watching a family eating dinner through a window untill he turned and walked away tearfully after realising how many things he'd never be able to do or experiance now he was dead..

Aeon then tuned out before showing anything else and walked of whistling a haunting tune..

Hakkyou gathered the Yunkyardians, she had made contact with Op 005, the Narrator. Using him they'd find out how to save the universe from Octavion and Brutark. Pootis, Pyroshark, Hakkyou, Ducky, Hawkpath and even the Darth appeared to help. Narrator appeared and revealed he was healing THE BROLY and would need to turn his attention back to him soon. Narrator lead two teams down paths, Pyroshark, Pootis and Darth were to explore a ravine for a teleporter and Hawkpath, Hakkyou and Ducky were to explore a forest for a TARDIS. Ducky's team encountered Ducky's Mom who desired to sell Ducky off to someone else, after refusing she overpowered everyone. Darth after jumping down the ravine was attacked by a giant metallic snake. The Didact spoke from it, he did not recognise Darth. After Darth destroyed the snake it turned into a teleporter for the team to use, they summoned back Hakkyou and the others and enetered it. They found themselves onboard the Mantle's Approach and overwhelmed by Prometheans, even Darth couldn't handle the sheer numbers of Prometheans. Didact appeared before them and questioned how they found the teleporter. They revealed Narrator lead them there and Demigra and Zalgo had been killed by Darth. Didact assimilated Darth's knowledge and mocked him before taking them to the engineering room where he handed them the Nethersphere and Lazy Purple's own Market Gardener. He teleported everyone off to the location where Demigra and Zalgo had died and using the same method Lazy Purple had done they resurected a now powerless Demigra and Zalgo. Darth had not forseen that the two would have been brought back and refused to help further. The two OPs taunted him for this. Demigra explained that when he had taken Tyme's place as Op of Time he had gone to Roth to absorb the knowledge of The Word. The Yunkyardians were sent to Roth and found Octavion and Brutark. Brutark had taken Zalgo's power and Octavion had taken Demigra's. Brutark engaged Hawkpath and fought a brutal battle before Hakwpath decided to catch him off guard and detonated him by exploding his heart. Octavion stepped in and easily handled everyone, stomping teh Yunkyardians, he turned to face Darth and with a power dampening field was equal to him. Kaon attempted to step in but was throttled by Octavion bringing him to near death. This gave Darth the necessary rage and distraction to beat down Octavion, instead of being killed by someone else or be imprisoned Octavion killed himself and had Craft collect the pieces. Craft healed Octavion and Brutark and began to assimilate the OP powers learnt. Octavion however was reporting to a master and sent video feed of Darth being beaten down to him before returning to his own universe. Demigra and Zalgo regained their powers and moved everyone back to Valvryle.

demigra gathered a new line of OP'S for a tournament including both Aeon and Gadzooks to start a new line of games featuring Yunkyardians from many realities, Many would start but only 4 would survive..

Secret Wars came to a close, after monstrosty after hero after corruption, the universe was finnaily ending, and the last 6 arrived to fight. As Sirius went down not wanting to delay the inevitable, it was Hakkyou to be the shocking death, sacrficing herself so Ducky would survive.
And then....there was nothing.