listen buddy. you can't

don't even think about it

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you can't ♥♥♥♥ sans

10 November, 2015 - Glass Double | 1 Comments

you're looking at a whole list of loss with this attempt if i'm gonna be real with ya. for one, this humerus jumble of expired jokes and calcium is the kinda guy who'd take you down to brown town and stiff you with the bill. he'll be long gone in the morning and you'll end up with a mess of sheets next to you where the little bastard used to be. he won't even give you the courtesy of a smoke in the afterglow even though his no-lunged little ass doesn't need them anyway. he's the one-way ticket to the bone zone that you don't get a return taxi from and you're just another laugh track in his can of chuckles from sitcoms that died out way too soon. he thinks little of commitment. his devotion would be cut short. your expectations just won't measure up. and he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ small

you can't ♥♥♥♥ toriel

20 October, 2015 - Glass Double | 0 Comments

look here guy. i like the sweet ones too, believe me. but when you start slinging your smooth moves at the one mom figure you have down in this musty old basement of a landscape, you got a problem on your hands. this isn't some wet n wild summer vacation deal where you got a lineup of stacy's moms near the pool deck who all want a snap at your thirsty ass, because i can promise you that's never happened. this gal bakes you pie out of boredom. reads you bedtime stories. tucks you in at night. you try to poke the jimmy around mama capra's restricted territory and you're gonna end up with the hover hug for the rest of your miserable life. you'll wake up every night in a cold sweat wondering why you botched it all to hell. that pie won't ever taste the same. best you let this one go pal

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