God's County's Finest

Learn to speak Yorkshire

1. Sit thissen dahn an' tell me abaht it
2. See all, ear all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. An' if th'ivver does owt for nowt, allus do it for thissen.
3. Eeh, by gum.
4. Tha' can allus tell a Yorkshireman, but tha can't tell 'im much!
5. Well, ah'll go t'foot of ahr stairs.
6. It's either nowt or summat.
7. Put t'wood in t'oil.
8. Where ther's muck, ther's brass.
9. 'Ey up.
10. An ah'll tell thi that fer nowt!