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HandjobSandy 22 Apr, 2021 @ 12:41am

Honestly if you can't understand that I am the ultimate gamer then you obviously didn't see the sweat drip down my face as I 180 quickscooped the closest enemy in CSGO. Honestly gaming is my life and I NEED the title of player of the week for alpha squad as I am as alpha as they come.

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22 Apr, 2021 @ 12:36am

What does that have to do with being the ultimate gamer? @HandJobSandy

Petroleum Jam

22 Apr, 2021 @ 12:35am

I'll have you know that our esteemed GotW has been running uncontested, nonstop, for the past 260+ weeks and if you think this is some kind of mistake then we can have the two of you settle this civil like.

HandjobSandy 22 Apr, 2021 @ 12:34am

FINALLY MY TIME TO SHINE! As a kid first discovering masturbation, I a male decided to try sticking things up my ass. It felt more like a massage and not as enjoyable as people made it out to be. Anyway I decided to try sticking BATTERIES up my ass because ya know, maybe it's like anal beads. So there I was in a shower shoving double A's up my ass like the idiot I was. I did not think of how I would be getting them out. I decided I was done and decided to shit them out, only two of the five came.