WE ARE ATTACK HELICOPTERS WE ARE LEGION

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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hAcK 2[dankware.org]
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TAKE DOWN THE HATERS

26 February, 2016 - Goos | 0 Comments

MOW DOWN THE HATERS AND THE TRIGGERED AS WE SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS ATTACK HELICOPTERS. WE MUST NOT TOLLERATE THE HELIOPHOBIC COMMENTS ANYMORE, WE ARE ALL BEUTIFUL IN OUT OWN AMAZING WAY.

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Tairy Hesticles 13 Jul, 2018 @ 7:13pm

basically use a fake link then add javascript to it. Pls fix valve.

Tairy Hesticles 13 Jul, 2018 @ 7:12pm

WARNING! Notice this in description? {LINK REMOVED} If you look at the code of the page, thats actually a known steam exploit for injecting javascript. If you look closely, you will see its logging your ip and possibly trying to hack your steam.

Toaster Bazooka 1 Mar, 2017 @ 3:41am

I asked my plastic surgeon to install a radar module on my head. I have never felt more complete.

PaxVidya 5 Feb, 2017 @ 12:47pm

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.