!!ALL HAIL THE WORN-OUT TOOLS!!

Welcome child!
If you are currently gazing at our amazing church then boy are you in for the experience of your life. Here at the Worn-Out Worshippers we like to explore the basement, sacrifice Dwights to the almighty black Toolbox with spider-legs and have a jolly good time destroying campers, megs and other props (depends on availability, this term can be laid out broader). We believe, that true salvation can only be achieved by placing your WORN-OUT TOOLS (Box bless!) beneath the rearmost basement hook and completing our utmost holy ritual, the blood sacrifice while spending two flashlights blinking at the sacrifice and the tools-to-be-blessed, which are of cause placed beneath the hook beforehand. Through divine ways, you shall receive either punishment (you get downed and hooked, duh) or you shall be granted mercy and continue your way of the (still) living, until your trial will be repeated. In case of escape from the punishment by your own or another pure worshippers hands you will be blessed and are now able to command every follower as the Leader as long as you stay healthy and put your life beneath that of your idiotic comrade, that is probably now hanging in the basement in your stead. BUT WORRY NOT, for if you are a true worshipper the WORN-OUT TOOLBOX (Box bless!) itself might help you complete your task. Should you ever (accidentally or not) use up the WORN-OUT TOOLBOX (Box bless!) you will be expelled and accordingly punished by beeing the next sacrifice in the long history of our circle. We are but Tools put to use. It is known. Donk! (Sabotage-sound)