1. KONJ is 1.56m in height but it doesnt make him less tough.
2. KONJ is every pedobears dream: looks like 14, but he's legal.
3. KONJ isnt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He trolls.
4. KONJ has beef with Imperialism, because he is the only one who tells Imperialism that he hacks.
5. KONJ FFAs the whole server, because and i quote "It will be mad funny, ♥♥♥♥ these N words" - KONJ 2k16.
6. KONJ’s pubic hair is afraid of KONJ, so it doesnt grow.
7. KONJ’s best friend is Infamy, who is a big business man. He spent 11k on a pc (LOL)
8. KONJ can't be triggered by anyone, except if u are Cheeky or eX. Imperialism.
9. KONJ cant drive his mums car. TAKE CARE
10. KONJ triggers Jagd and Segul on discord, which lifts his spirit.
11. KONJ has no comebacks that aren’t gay or racial. If you roast him = you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. KONJ finds that funny.
12. KONJ is from Afghanistan, which makes him brown (♥♥♥♥).
13. KONJ leaves wonderful comments wherever he goes!
14. KONJ hits the gym everyday in his dreams (fat). He beats up Cheeky and all the Mordhau community if he wants. (as said: in his dreams)
15. KONJ claims the name ‘Coomas Abdul Mohammad Haris’ because he is brown (see point 13).
16. KONJ gives white people a reason to laugh.
17. KONJ isn't trained, but he has a very specific set of skills! He will find me! And he will kill me!
18. KONJ will say and i quote "this factual set of statements is made by noob Lando! He is jealous of me and so is everyone else who read this! Those raterds!!!"
19. KONJ walks around in the supermarket and security asks him if he is looking for his mom or dad.
20. KONJ drinks "coke". Not because he's fat but becasue he has big bones and needs marrow.
21. KONJ isnt considered a virgin anymore. He got loads of experience throughout the years by masterbatin.
22. KONJ is legit elite 1. He rank boosted with infamy, which is legit.
23. KONJ never lies. Read above.
24. KONJ wears the same shirt for 7 days, because he can!
25. KONJ wears lingere instead of normal underwear, BECAUSE HE CAN!
26. KONJ looks sexy when he wears lingere ( doesnt care what you think. )
27. KONJ loves immoral dumpy and I quote "mashllah i would hit that over the quaran anyday".
28. KONJ is a drift king, he never crashes his car ( FACTUAL ! )
29. KONJ is going to court on September 20th, and because hes brown he's getting a life sentence ( MAYBE DEATH ! )
30. KONJ likes to think he's in charge of Sanguis but in reality he's a bottom feeder ( INFAMY OWNS HIM ! )
31. KONJ read the art of war 20 pages in. He's now a subject matter expert on it.
32. KONJ's engages in some friendly "trolling" of his good friend Dandelion :)

Famous quotes:

1."Hi this is KONJ and today im gonna teach you how storm a us embassy".
2."Lothudus is jealous that i didn't let him in my Sanguis. I wouldn't let him anyway".