Weeaboos fo life

If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!

Can I wallbang your double doors?

You are so sweet I could just cbble you up.

Hey girl, want to inspect my Case Hardened?

Can I rush your lower tunnel?

Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold.

Girl, you are my rare special item ❤

When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart ❤

If we open a case together what are my chances of getting lucky?

Girl, is that a molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot!

Girl you gonna yell "2 long" and its not gonna be a report.

You're a Mac-10/10 - MP9/10 - Mag7/10 - M4/10

You look factory new, but after im done, you will be battle scarred

Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you.


Do you mind if I peek your top of mid?

Girl, I just want to hold you in my arms and lay you down cuz you're da bomb!

Hey girl, want to have a private match? I've got de_cache... (get it? cache -> cash xD)

Of course I can carry you, sweetie... to my bed ;)

Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing

If you let me work my way up your ladder, I'm sure you'll be in Heaven.

Is your name Beretta? Because you make me see double.

Hey girl, would you mind boosting me up?

Girl, you're so hot I think you might be Mirage.


Want to rush my banana?

Girl, do you mind if I check out your underpass?

My heart is strafing towards you more and more each day <3

There is a reason why everyone calls me "The Grinder"... It's because I have a big black Glock.

Can I camp in your Pit?

Girl, you sure you don't want to give it another chance? I'll be sure to make you squeaky.

I'm Fnatic for you <3

You are the thing I'd prioritize when my team says "save"

Girl, I will make your Famas Pulse

Is 7355608 your number 'cause you're the bomb!

Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing

Girl how do you have full HP?because you just fell from heaven

They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds.... Wait..


Baby are you a flashbang ? because you are stunning

My AK isn't the only thing that penetrates well

Girl, are you mid? Because you are smoking.

are we rushing in or are we going sneaky beaky like

Hey girl, you got some big hitboxes

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you da bomb

Hey gurl are you silver? cause I'm actually a MGE, bend over.

I'll show you A Long ;D

Are you comfortable with public affection, or should we go sneaky beaky like

I've got to eco this round, let's just get a pizza

if you're an ak , i'd pick you up

Ay girl. Are you an AWP cause I'd dump my Ak for you.

Hey baby wanna rush my D site?

I would love to SPAWN on your face!

You make my karambit go bayonet.

Girl asked me for my digits so i told her 1:0:29278475


Help me practice my spray control...

Don't be a kit show me ♥♥♥

All rush banana no stop plz

Hey babe, what's your favorite position? Mine's long A. - Mine is banana - mine's lower dark - Mine is Secret. Wait...

What's your strat for the night because I'm thinkin' of planting my bomb at site V.

Wanna play some CS? You can be T cuz you lookin' bomb.

You wana see my Pit Viper?

Hey girl did you buy a smoke and a molotov, because you are smoking hot.

Can I plant my bomb on your G-Spot?

I want to spray u like i spray my negev.

I'm about to plant my bomb right on your B-site.

Hey girl, you are so hot i could even go to a VACation with you.

Baby I'll stick it in your assimov.

I'd like to headshot you with my white-out AWP.

Hey girl, wanna Net"flicks" and chill?

You can peak at my long any time.


Damn gurl, you a p90? Cuz I’d spray you.

Are you a knife? because your stabbing my heart.