We'll find you and beat you up iRL, then we'll have sex with your mother. We're also better than you at Call of Duty, and we have nine girlfriends.

Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of deporting disgusting foreigners from the United States. People say to me that a person being Donald Turmp is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a toupee, a small loan of a million dollars and great relations with Putin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Donald” and respect my right to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. If you can’t accept me you’re a Trumpophobe and need to check your Trump privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.