Welcome to vi's elevator!

Here at vi's elevator, we take the safety of our employees VERY seriously. Everyone at vi's elevator is treated like family. We provide great income, a 401k, life insurance, and automatic payroll deductions that go into an emergency fund savings account.

What we provide:

• IRAs
• Investment accounts
• Tax advantages
• IRS protection
• Family-like environment
• Safe work environment
• Competent staff
• Thriving HR department
• Traders who are 100% qualified

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Prostate Examination

20 July - Bingus von Laden | 0 Comments

Good afternoon, members of my elevator. I would like to inform you that prostate exams are happening next Wednesday.

The examiner will not be a woman, it will be an old Indian guy with a name you cannot pronounce.

Come prepared.

Yours truly,
vi