The League of Extraordinary Getsies II

(Still starring Ray Liotta, but not George Clooney this time or Wayne Gretzky because he didn't wanna do it for some reason. With Wayne's departure, Alex still needed a dad, so we hired David Cross to be his stepdad. Paul Giamatti will have a cameo in it with Jakie Chan, and we will put them in the commercials for hype, but let our audience be disappointed to only see them for half a second before their car blows up. Our budget was a pack of Viceroys and a pot of coffee, so it came out pretty good since David Cross is cheap and Ray Liotta was willing to do it if we gave him a slice of bologna that David Cross had in his pocket. Why he had it, we don't know.) ♥♥♥♥ Kohl's.