ABOUT UNBAN ZERG (and Salium)

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On August 21, 2011 at 11:30pm est, ZERG RUSH ZERG RUSH KEKE (a.k.a. vrv, a.k.a. october, a.k.a. Inquisitor Gregor Eisenhor, a.k.a. Witch-Hunter Tyrus, a.k.a. manbearpig, a.k.a. william wallaces black cousin) was banned permanently from the FFN servers, for "exploiting" the mute system. He only wanted to make people laugh and stand up against injustice. But a nerd admin who hungered for power struck him down in his prime. The voice of the people, of those who have been smited by his fat, inbred hand, the voice of thousands has been gagged. But not silenced. Even now his agents move in the shadows enacting plots against his foes. Through his extensive network of acolytes, the voice of the people shall be spread. This will not stand. VIVA LA ZERG RUSH. VIVA LA FREEDOM. VIVA LA KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

tl;dr Zerg was banned for retrying to the server (which is something anyone can do) but was dictated as "exploiting" to get around a mute in the ban. Salium was also banned for "exploiting" the mute system. It would be nice to see both of them unbanned because they are funny as ♥♥♥♥. yeah!

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22 August, 2011 - Ambiguous PMC | 0 Comments

Biz and Selka have thrown their support for me on the forums.

Biz: Zerg may be a douche bag, but he is a friend of mine. He was on our highlander team (The Gun Runners) and he was the guy who always pitched in and was willing to help.

I'd be willing to put my admin status on the line if he were to be un-banned. Third strike, he's out and you can strip me of admin.

I hope you guys take my offer seriously. Thanks Biz.

Also my agents have gleamed important intelligence from my foes. Due to elaborate secrecy and codenames my agents were not able to find the true identity of one of my enemies but this encoded message was intercepted earlier today.

"Are you really going to unban Zerg? I mean, I know there are people out there who might want him unbanned, but there are more who don't. Personally, I think he is an abusive $#@!head that says unnecessary degrading comments. And he even fully admitted to deserving to be ban so it would be really nice if he could stay banned. So that way us peaceful people could play tf2 without his annoying $#@!, at least for a little while--it is what zerg deserves after all."

My agents tell me that this message was to a level 3 admin and most likely this was one of those tryhard baddies who I stairstabbed and called a ♥♥♥♥♥ countless times which I tend to do. I am guessing that this is that Mudkip kid who raged about my demo exploiting, ShadowFire who wishes he was as good as me and tries to act tough on the internet while being terrible or some random pub baddie that I owned and called a ♥♥♥♥♥ countless times.

SO IT CONTINUES.

The Final FFN Post Part 2

21 August, 2011 - Ambiguous PMC | 1 Comments

Fluabu. I took you from the hard knock streets of the ghetto and taught you how to snipe properly. I got you a scholarship to the Community College of Adelaide in Australia of Sniping and Jarate, CCOAIAOSAJ. You graduated from CCOAIAOSAJ with honors and I'm proud lad. I love you man.

Train. I have no idea who you are but you were there in my final moments of glory and you healed me while giving me kritz. You are the best medic on the face of the earth.

I've forgotten a lot of people here and the countless others who I only interacted with passingly. The FFN community does have a good pool of regulars who are great to play with and always a lot of fun. Without you guys I would have not had as much fun as I've had since I started playing on the FFN servers year before last or whenever I did. I just know that it was a while ago. I loved the Back to Basics 3 Server because of that connect glitch and the countless hours I spent on gold_rush. In total out of all the communities I've played in across all the games, the Delta Force series (Every single one except for Extreme.), Joint Operations, CS1.6, CSS, DOD 1.3, DODS, Quake 2,3, UT1,2003, 3 and finally Team Fortress, over the years, FFN has really been the best time I've had while playing a game. You've seen me drunk out of my mind, you've seen me at the top of my game. You've seen me get dominated over and over, you've seen me outclass many with expert stair, matador and cornerstabs. You've seen me blindly rush into a group of enemies from the front only to burn everything and taunt slide back to my teammates. You've even seen me play Engineer and Medic. It's been fun lads. Much love.

I also expect someone to do one last suicide pyro rush while screaming ZERG RUSH KEKE and RUN FAT ASS RUN at the Heavies as they cower in fear. Also to Ghost in all honesty here I don't judge you and thanks for at least being the target of my humor. You can taunt me, you can laugh at me and you can do many other things on this forum. But in the end I love you too.

Also just to clarify I did have sex with Fixxxer, Osyris and Embryo and I haven't told them yet about our love rectangle.

Further shoutouts.

DesigNr. I'm better than you. Come at me. #brandon

Defender of Tomorrow. How can you defend tomorrow if you can't defend today?

Canadian Fubar. I hate your political commentary and rants but I love you man. <3 <3

Devict. Third best medic of all time.