Unicorn Reapers now on Steam Groups™!

Lol?









How to join:
Step 0: You MUST be a Unicorn to do Steps 1-4.
Step 1: Impale your tail with your horn.
(Only Possible by Unicorns)
Step 2: Find 27 crates of Illegal drugs, and rub them around with your tail.
(It will all evaporate.)
Step 3: Start shouting out "TREE SPIRITS OF THE ASH REALM WE MUST REJOICE AND HAVE LOTS OF TEAPARTIES!!"
Step 4: Be patient, the ritual takes 2-4 minutes to complete.
(If you start seeing rainbows, make sure to loudly say "OHHH ROBERT YESS OHHH!" To allow the Ritualists in your head to stop the rainbows.)
Congradulations! Your now a Unicorn Reaper.