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First I would like to start with how I became my final form. At the age of 9, a poor young girl a pokemon by the name of "Ainsley Harriott," appeared in the tall grass on Route 69, I started to cry, it was a shiny Ainsley, I was so happy but then Ainsley proceeded to use the move "It's Ecchi not Hentai," I was scarred4lyfe. After that horrendous experience, I used my "Master Ball" on him so worth amirite. After leveling this cheeky ♥♥♥♥ up he evolved, as he evolved, I realised that I was no longer 9, I was 25. At this point in life I decided to become a professional boob-cam, I mean Female Gamer Girl Twitch Streamer. I was so happy, I killed by mum, no ragrets amirite.
WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ AM I KIDDING YES ♥♥♥♥♥ IM IN 25 HOLY ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCK ME OFF YOU CHEEKY ♥♥♥♥♥ IN 24!!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!