This is a group for appreciation of heavy's.and if you wanna put =(HOG)=™ its up to you

I was the best heavy ever but that little spy took all my glory away with a single stabb i will never forget that time i had a 35 kill streak ended by a spy stabbing me, stuck with GRU with no bullets or sandvich.
This is my story....One day i was hungry so i went to the lunch room to get a sandvich and then the alarm went off there was an intruder in the base!. i went to the armory and looked through my weapons..did i want to use sachsa,brass beast,Natascha,or tomislov......I WANT TOMISLOV!so i grabbed my tomislov and went looking around the base. i asked medic if he saw the intruder he said"no i havent my dear heavy, as you can see i have my ♥♥♥♥ stuck in ze air conditioner"so i left and asked demoman and he said"is there a flying snake behind you or is it just me"then he dropped his beer bottle ontop of 400 other bottles so i went on and was about to ask the sniper if he saw the intruder when.......the intruding spy was about to stabb me in the back but i knew there was something wrong so i turned around and *WAHP*i hit the evil intruder in the face.And then i walked away and He was still alive and he got out a knife and stabbed me!Blood went everywhere,the scout heard the heavy yell"DOKTOR"so scout went and got the doctor and said c'mon Doc we gotta save Heavy,Medic replied"but i cant get my ♥♥♥♥ out of ze air conditioner!"So scout went to plan B and ripped medics ♥♥♥♥ off.......they ran to heavy but it was too late.All the team could do was cry but that same day the medic got plastic surgery to be a GIRL!