Tofu's Army Shall Rule

The army belonging to Tofu(Trofont) an amazing person, no matter how dickish he can become when drunk.

Tofu is trying to train multiple replacements for him, since his 115 year old self won't be here forever. Splice and El Joker have tried their luck at Four Questions, and they are getting there but still need practice.

Splice is planning on sharing Four Questions with her Color Guard team thingy. Follow in her example and take Four Questions out of Garry's Mod and ask your friends. The Tofu Takeover has begun.

All known placements:
The_Real_Life_Oreo is the AWOL 3 Star General
Ellie/Myzzy Myz/Myz is the Kitchen Guard/Jester/Horrible Translator
Rocker729(Rocker) is the Princess/A 12 year old boy(According to Tofu)
Splice is the Disciplinarian(Who enjoys peeing on people and couches)
Trofont is the Tyrant Ruler/ Humble Ruler(Depending on mood)/Glorious Piece of Insanity
Sabbir is the One Who Asked Questions Back
Enki is The Maple Prince who has gone mad with imaginary power/The Maple Mob Father
Bubbles is the Satanic Clown


Q1~What do YOU want to be when you grow up?
Q1 Sub~ Why do you want to be that?
Q1 Sub~ How are you changing your life thus far to make your goal a reality?
Q2~What do you want to accomplish in your life?
Q3~What do you want to be remembered for?
Q4~You have a chance to speak to EVERYONE in the world(It would be translated accordingly to everyone aside from a certain Mexican who we all know). What do you say?
Q5~You come home to find your dad in a naked congo line with four other men. They all look at you simultaneously until you leave. You come back half an hour later to find the table set with dinner and your dad in his Sunday bests. He says nothing about the situation. What do you say to him?

Religion is a bad topic. Never go into a religious dicussion in gmod prop hunt with a drunk 29 year old butcher from New England(Possibly Massachusetts).

PIZZA PARTY:
Once the round starts as a hunter, you have 15 seconds( 4:15 is the time it ends) to kill yourself. The easiest way to do so on the Restaurant V1/V2 maps is to nuke the kitchen. If you are downstairs, you can nuke the office area. If all hunters do so, we will have a pizza party at a date to be later defined.
This has rarely been accomplished.

OMIGAWWWWDDDDDDD

Myz most likely lives in Brazil, but he continues to claim he lives in Mexico, because people apparently cannot spell Brazil.

Tofu has a Tofu Takeover, where the server starts using chat in order to let him and the receiver of 4 Questions have room to talk.

Life is like a cookie; savor it while it lasts~Rocker

Myz doesn't like being called CutiePie by Tofu

~The Game That Tofu Army Can Play Instead Of Gmod~
The game is Cards Against Humanity, which you can play free on a browser.
Link for game: http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp