A group dedicated to the best l4d player of our generation, Tit Dirt (now known as Teagan...).

Under the astounding leadership of Teagan, a group of pubs have lead a successful revolt against a premade team.
They kept the scores close, until, according to Teagan,"We just ass raped 'em [one round]." Once finale came around, Teagan and his group of heroes drew first blood, scoring 8 cans and 911 points. With the premade's possible max score of 900 points for finale, Teagan's victory was assured.
However, the premade decided to end things on their terms. Rather than the loss, they chose to stay in the safe room, much to the abhorance of Teagan's and the pubbers.
As Teagan puts it, "At this point, I was just super pissed at how gay they were being."
When asked if it would've been prudent to simply leave at that point, Teagan responded with a resounding "no way! they were being gay and were taunting us trying to make us rage, and we had done so good just to get in a position to beat this premade . . . but i wanted the satisfaction of beating them fully. I wanted it to say 'your team won'."
Riled up by the premade's actions, Teagan began the historic speech.
"Men, our opponents today have chosen to show their rainbow color. These faggots, down the hall, have no lives and love black cock in and around their mouths. Yes, I know this is annoying, and I will not judge you if you would like to leave, but I shall not leave! I will stay and fight, untill every one of them is destroyed. They have 4 health kits, you all know what we must do."
Rivaling the works of Sun Tzu and General Patton, reaction to the speech was just as riviting, "I love you man. And im not leaving either!" said one of the pubbers.
For over thirty minutes, the battle raged on inside the safe room. It became a war of attrition, as one by one, the infected attacked, never doing enough individual damage to take out the premade. Eventually, the survivors health began to dwindle. Medkits were used up and all but Coach were limping.
In one last great volley, Teagan and the infected pubbers launched an all out offensive that took down the last of the survivors. In Teagan's own words, "in the end, as the life faded from the last pussy, I exclaimed, 'Suck it ya mini dick faggot!'."