If you havn't checked out the Origins of Jany, be sure to check it out in the discussions. Or else Rubes will eat your ass.


Seriously.

The origin of Jany has been put into words. May this gift grant you everlasting guidance. APOLL JOOSE

So proud of us all. Jany has spoken. He requires a sacrifice. Bring the virgins first.

Jany is all powerful. And someone who is all powerful cannot be all good. Therefore , Jany shall touch your butt. <3
Jany is a coke dealer who loves apple juice. He has the power to give knife drops and legendaries. But if you doubt him only once he will forever touch your butt. And when his hand is in your butt you shall forever have bad luck.
Jany loves you!

~The Myth of Jany~
*COMING SOON ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jany needs your apple juices. Or he will come and touch your butt.