the splonks rule from the shadows

of drool and runny nose

on you, you've got to go

to the doc

'cause you know they're gonna get

their dander up

that if you're walking

down the hall

in your raggedy outhouse

you're gotta pee

on the potty now.

Otherwise, you're a freak

you're supposed to poop

in your diaper

so, outta the house

now

to "sick camp"

that makes you a better boy

now that you know

you're better off

with somebody else

where the potties are right

there in plain sight.

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