KingAssRipper, HairyNGross23, Gluttonous Slob, Gassy Glutton, HairyNGross313, The Slob Gorges, The Manimal...

Whatever you want to call The King, one thing is certain, he's fawkin hungry and loves rippin' to let the world know it! Come join us as we bask in The King's Raunchy Farts

8 bacon cheese burgers slopped in fuckin grease, cheese, and bacon, and six fucking corn dogs, all drenched in fucking mayonnaise and smashin it with some beer.. Awhhhh yeahh.... awhh... ouhm... time to drench these babies with fuckin loads of mayonnaiseaw haw haw haw haw.
Number 1, ah, look at that fuckin baby, drenched.
Number 2, AWWHHH... YEAH... Fuckin use this whole god damned jar of fuckin mayonnaise.
Awhhh number 3, awhmm.. awhumm..
Number 4.. AWHHH... Dayumm...
Shiiieet, god dayum, NUMBER 5... AWHUMMMH... OUFF.. SHIEET.. Yeah man, just love greasy ass cheese burgers drenched in fuckin mayonnaise. NUMBER 5, I mean, NUMBER 6, AUHMM... Number fuckin' 7, shiiet... dayumm... and Number 8 for the finale burger, haw haw haw haw haw, AYUUMMH.. loads of fuckin' fattening ass mayonnaise for my fucking gut you're about to see me glutton out on.. there goes almost a whole fuckin jar of mayonnaise! look at that! got to save some for my fuckin corn dogs.. ayummph... greasy ass cheese burgers drenched in fuckin mayonnaise, ahh man, I fuckin drenched these babies in fuckin mayonnaise, almost a whole jar.