"Two Wongs don't make a Wight" -Racist Asian Dude

The Hooded Midget is a Adventurous Club that Enjoys "Unique" Activites.

Here are just some of the orginal members:

My jaw dropped due to a scandalous flow of monstrous words that fled his mouth at a alarming rate... I screamed his name in horror... Racist Asian Man!!!

The elegant hood sliced through wind as if a knife had cut butter. His beak a powerful yellow and feathers a silky white that combined to construct an overall alluring being. The farmyard bird.... The Hooded ♥♥♥♥!

Truly Dapper... A short bearded man held striking resemblance to an Ewok with an additional set of compelling iron thighs. His mere sight could strike through the heart of one million children and end all with his steady steel blade. His brand soared the earth... Solid Dwarf!!!

An intelligent, but awkward character that watches a substantial amount of anime. An absolute disturbance owed to his body's closeness to wiggily jello and too much alone time. Because of this, he has become a basement hog known as... Jiggly(Jerkoff?) Jerry!

As I pondered to myself, my mind exploded with outrageous life changing thoughts that painted the walls red. I was shot... I proceeded to engulf the bullet down my throat and scream...Larry Longsworth!

His thin yet powerful blade pierced my torso with stupendous effort; after all, i was made of steel. He proceeded to stuff the wound with his fishy filling known as sodium and screamed a maniacal scream... Salty Swordfish!!!!!



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