THE GREAT GRANDMASTER TOH CHENG JIAN

The highest ranking member of the legendary council of fatties. He was meritoriously promoted to the rank of Grandmaster in 2023 when our former leader Wong Jia Wei witnessed him completing the 12 flavours.
1. Beating the Nemean Lion in a eating contest.
2. Slurping all 9 bowls of the Lernaean Hydras Noodle Challenge
3. Cooking the Ceryneian Hind
4. Capturing the Erymanthian Boar
5. Cleaning the Augean kitchen in a single day
6. Skewering and roasting the Stymphalian Birds
7. Creating the Cretan Bull Buns
8. Stealing the recipes of Diomedes
9. Obtaining the griddle of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazon cafe
10. Obtaining the cattle of the three-bodied giant Geryon
11. Stealing three of the golden apples of the Hesperides.
12. Cooking and eating Cerberus.

Upon completing the 12 Flavours the god of cookery Stephen Chow (周星馳) descended upon the Earth and blessed Cheng Jian ascending him to godhood. IM Wong Jia Wei upon witnessing a feat as divine as that relinquished his title on the spot, passing the title of the Greatest Fatty onto Cheng Jian. He has since graced our group with his presence and food recommendations. The one and only quadruple XL 16th dan black belt of the International Council Of Fatties. The legendary warlord, ruler of the tolberone mountains, Laughing Buddha. Destroyer of all you can eats, the man who makes matt stonie look like matt pebbley. The humble xmax rider hailing from Bedok, Grandmaster Toh Cheng Jian


Aspiring members must go through of one of the three great trials.

Boat Noodle Gauntlet

The legendary boat noodle gauntlet must be completed at a sanctioned location and within 10 minutes.
Initiates must consume 20 bowls of herbal soup boat noodles and tom yum boat noodles.

Great Bowls Of Fire

The initiate must fully finish a bowl of mala within one hour of which the ingredients are hand chosen by an International Master or higher rank.

skewers of death

The initiate must consume within one hour, ten skewers of chicken, beef, pork, mutton and pork/chicken skin(subject to the initiates preference). Along with one order of Sichuan Mala Chicken, 辣子鸡.

Completion of the tasks will grant membership to the council of fatties starting at the rank of Candidate Master(Direct promotions to higher ranks may be considered).


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Grandmaster
Toh Cheng Jian

International master
Fraser Ong
Lee Quan Xuan
Wong Jia Wei

master
Adriel Tan
Ang Zhao Feng

Candidate master
Aaron Ross
Eng Boon Yuan
Ryan Yuen (honorary)

Womens Grandmaster
Jorin Ho


Useless
Theodore Lee
My Dad
Zhao Fengs arteries
Samuels bone marrow

Child Molester
Ryan Yuen
Norman Su
Justin Chan
Samuel "leukemia" Ng

The foreigners
Chun Wong
Park