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ABOUT The Gospel of the Onion

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

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In all the religions of the world, "Yahweh", "Allah", "Jehova", and others, are just various misinterpretations of the OgreLord, Shrek.

All of them have strayed from the path of the Onion, and we must guide them back to salvation.


May we all ascend into the Great Swamp in the heavens.


Shrek is Love
Shrek is Life


For those of you who are curious to learn more about our religion, please take a few minutes to listen to the song our people and God.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

Although these two songs are not of the highest plane of holyness, they are still important to the gospel of the onion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mYBSayCsH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY

Also, please be sure to view the most accurate re-enactment of the first story of the holy scripture, that we have available to us today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMAj8L_Ow5g

Anyone who feels in their hearts that Shrek is their lord, please be sure to join this group, and then send invitations to other souls in the world, so that they may find their way to salvation as well.

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All of you need to educate yourselves on a topic that directly affects all of us as gamers.
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waddle talkie 29 Nov, 2014 @ 6:59pm 
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Some Guy 84 4 Sep, 2014 @ 7:46am 
Shrek is truth.
Shrek is salvation.
Convert from your Pagan ways.
Love him.
Praise him
Glorify our ogrelord in his almighty greenness.
Shrek is all.
Shrek is eternal.
Shrek took an onion,
peeled it,
and handed it to the brogres giving thanks and said,
"Take this, all of you and eat of it,
for these are my layers which will be given up for you and for many for the forgiveness of sin.
Do this in memory of me."
Shrek took the cup,
handed it to the brogres giving thanks and said,
"Take this, all of you and drink of it,
for this is my swamp muck of the new covenant.
Do this in memory of me."
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life. 
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