Get Comfy

1. The couch is for Carl.
2. Using snipers is for virgins.
3. True Chads use shotguns.
4. Keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to a minimum.
5. My taste > Your taste
6. If you only play MOBA's, your opinion is not needed, nor will it ever be.
7. Coffee is best enjoyed black.
8. Don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.
9. Using the word "Objectivly" doesn't make your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ opinion valid.
10. Anyone caught using a sniper is to be drawn and quartered.