WE DELIVER THE TEX WHEN NEEDED

President: -(|SUPER|CRAZY|)-

First lady: Kola Boof

CABINET OF BOOF:

Department of Tex: Master of Puppets

Department of War: MC FLUFF

Department of All Things Wusky: KurtJDthewusky (also known as ♥♥♥♥♥)

Department of Melt: Sinnead

We are highly trained secret Tex givers to the world. BOW BELOW US! THE CHAINED WUSKY WILL CHASE YOU DOWN! THE MASTER OF MELTEX SPREADS THE TEX THROUGHOUT THE LANDS! SINNEAD PULLS OUT A MACHINE GUN AND MOWS DOWN THE BOOFTINIS! SUPER CRAZY MELTS THE MEN IN THE BUSHES! MC FLUFF ATTEMPTS TO FLUFFIFY THE NATIONS OF UZBECKENEZKER TO THE SHIZZLEMAKINS OF THE COUNTRY OF BOOF. WE ARE TEX FORCE 5, DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FORGET US! OR WE WILL MAKE YOU REMEMBER US!

Dictionary of Boof:

Boof(verb)- When someone explodes

Booftini(noun)- 1. A stupid person.
2. A person that is on a killing spree.

Tex(noun) The active chemical in Meltex, this chemical delivers a freezing shock to stop melting.

Meltex(noun)- A medicine to protect from Melt.

Melt(verb)- When someone is boiling, a condition that usually happens from anger.

Melt(ing)(verb)- 1. The process of someone melting.
2. Someone that is on a killing spree/ killing people.

Tex(ing)(verb)- The process of getting healed from melt.

Administer(verb)- To apply Meltex, Melt, or tex to a victm.

Boofito(noun)- Another word for Burrito, a type of Mexican wrap.


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