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You wake up depressed, you get your milk and cereal in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
You get dressed, you get ready, life's in shambles as you make your way towards ESPN.
You hold on to your clown faced mask as soon as you enter that majestic waste of a doorway, life's a mistake.
But hey... don't despair kid, you forgot something... life's not that bad afterall, it's 8 am and you're about to learn about the logarithmic spiral with uncle Nando...
Have no fear, uncle Nando is here.