The International Association of Thieves or I.A.T. got together in a group meeting held in New Jersey to participate in taking a poll of who should be their new board president. Unfortunately to their ironic disbelief the poll was stolen. With many I.A.T. members troubled by this they demanded to know the culprit. The story was later printed in a local news paper revealing who the thief was. The headliner of the tale was titled: Victoria's Secret.

Famed and glorrified actor Jim Carrey was found last sunday fulfilling his life wishes by stealing a family of penguins and forcing them to dance in a cardboard box for money. He was arrested shortly after he went public with his scheme. Police questioned why he did it and he responded with "Would a mother kidnap her childeren if she knew they weren't with her? I think so." After release from a 2 week sentence Jim has done the exact opposite of what was expected. He stole another batch of week old penguin babies. Only this time he dressed them in tinfoil and made a fashion runway to show off his inner designer... He was placed in jail for a second time.

Portal 2's release will be expedited depending on the potatos ("Auxilary Power") and the time playing the specific 13 indie games. The time quota for each game depends on the popularity of the game. "Auxilary Power" acts as a manhour multiplier. Collect as many potatos as possible then play (or idle).

Since Killing Floor is the most popular of the indie games, I'm going to say that theres a total of 4 potatos you can gather from owning just Killing Floor.

Note: You cannot collect potatos from demo versions.

Documentation of gathering "potatos", game priority, associated puzzles:
http://valvearg.com/wiki/Valve_ARG_Wiki

Joining this group actually yields one potato. Requires one owned Potato Sack game.
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/nelipot

Oh yeah. Happy fourth of July and all that jazz...

Time is so precious. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. It doesn't cost anything, but it's priceless. Once you lose it you can never get it back. Remember this through out the summer.