Five years ago, I had a dream. A dream to become administrator of Team Mediocre.

Some said it could never happen. It was an impossible dream.

But I'm here today to tell you that the dream became real.

I'd like to thank my family for creating me and my friends for believing in me.

TOGETHER WE SHALL USHER IN A NEW AGE OF MEDIOCRITY. WHEN THE MASSES ASK US 'WHAT WILL YOU CONTRIBUTE TO THE WORLD?'

...

we shall answer, 'Not much.'